why russia is better than america

[SatansLeftHand]

they have popstars who actually make tolerable music, have wet tshirt contests on stage, and pretend to be lesbians to spice up their stage show.

[SatansLeftHand]

we have a lesbian who can't sing and pretends to be a straight virgin.

[Pianomahnn]

On the radio this morning I heard J-Lo's song, "Jenny From the Block," had a record setting 12 people on the credits for writing the song.

How sad.

[MAC]

*MAC packs his reindeer hat and tall leather boots*

see you in the motherland comrade

[TotalAnarchy]

The Russian for 'comrade' is tosarvich I am pretty sure. Might help to use that. Well, maybe not, unless you got some old commie boss friends left over there.

But at The Big Day Out (a concert that goes to every capital city in the country once a year) they have wet t-shirt contests, lesbian kissing contests, and shit like that.

[zim]

How does one judge a "lesbian kissing contest"

[kwyjibo]

It's tovarich, or tovarish. Pronounced tava-rishe.

[Cruise Director]

ahem:

"BETTER DEAD THAN RED"

My patriotism knows no bounds.

[MAC]

lets see

burgeoning capitalistic society with a 10% flat income tax

or rapidly socialising democracy with hillary clinton running for pres in 2008

I am as patriotic as the next guy but even my stauch belief in freedom and liberty can't quelch the saddness of looking around at the faces of the ppl in my community and knowing that they don't care.

BTW: the news this morning said refined gasoline is selling for $0.82 cents whole sale today and its $1.49 for regular at the pumps
$1.49
-0.82
-------
$0.67

the state tax is $0.42 and the trucking, storage, and transfer from the refinery to the gas station must be covered by the $0.15 per gallon "profit"

and the govenor veto'd the bill to open my local oilfield up 2 years ago

and ppl in the north still use heating oil because they don't have natural gas pipelines which they can't build cause every state they cross taxes them more

....whatever....

cuba looks better all the time. If I took it over, seriously, I'd qualify for more foreign aid than any other country in the world.
If you are going to conquer a nation, make it a nation of paupers with no US trade so you qualify for the fed tit....I call it "the welfare approach to conquest"