fucking weird.

[Escape Artist]

Someone proceeded to tear approximately two pages of an advertisement out of a magazine, stick a post-it note on them, and send said stuff to me in an unmarked, typed envelope with a postmark from Santa Ana, CA.

Ok, who's going to own up?

[kwyjibo]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

[TotalAnarchy]

That was me.

Oh wait, I dont live there.

Beats me.

[Escape Artist]

i demand answers!

[Mudflap]

What were the advertisements advertising? What was written on the post-it-note?

[Escape Artist]

shit about government grants and

"jason, you have to see this!
J"

[Escape Artist]

I don't think it's one of those mass mailings unless someone has a lot of time, as it's not a printed post-it note nor are there any ostensible signs of some kind of production environment....and i'm not on very many mailing lists, either.

[jules]

odd.

if I had your mailing address you'd be receiving 248 more of those postmarked from all around the country.

I'z got connections y0!

hehe.

[Escape Artist]

Go for it - I'll stick them all in a cardboard box and send them back, with a rotting animal included for the trouble. ;)

[jules]

A rotting animal?!

I'm sold.

[Escape Artist]

Ebay, I take it?

[kwyjibo]

I DO NOT HAVE A 25 FOOT SATELLITE DISH STICKING OUTTA MY ASS! --Eric Cartman

[Escape Artist]

Umm, he kinda did, dude. ;)

[jules]

And I have a graphing calculator in my mouth.

We'll call it even,.

[Kayla]

any white powder fall out of the envelope?

[jules]

if there was, I bet he snorted it already. sorry.

:D

[Escape Artist]

:(

fuck j00 too.

[jules]

it wasn't an insult, it was a joke, asshat.

[Escape Artist]

i know, fuckweed. you should know me better than that. :p

[jules]

Where's that insult generator when I need it?!?

[Escape Artist]

MINE MINE MINE :D

And it was my insult, btw...so HA. Oily queef-sucker.

[jules]

Well yeah, not even a computer could come up with an insult as lame as "fuckweed".

[Escape Artist]

You're the one wanting the insult generator. ;)

[jules]

Just so I can stoop to your level.

[Escape Artist]

I'm disappointed in the lack of a hand, so that I may properly rise to yours. :p

[jules]

YOU WILL NEVER RISE TO MY LEVEL!

[Escape Artist]

and you will never stoop to mine. wanna just throw rocks and champagne corks at each other and see who submits then?

[jules]

I'll just curl up in a ball and yell obscenities at you.

[Escape Artist]

fine, and i will jab you with a sharpened stick and go "eeeeeeeeeeee" right in your ear. then justice will be had.

[jules]

bitch

[Escape Artist]

slutwhore