Its been bugging me....

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Why cant I sleep damnit, Im so fucking tired, my eyes are bugging out, Im seeing stars, yet my brain won't switch off...I have a million and one things running through my head, I cant turn off the channels!!!

Things that are bugging me:

- One of my Ex's snapped for no reason the other night and tried to have me thrown out of the pub... just because he got thrown out the week before... idiot... why did he shap? Why did I go out with him in the first place? Why are men so hard to understand???

- There is too much distance between me and a certain Texan I am rather fond of... why is that always how it works? Is it really that the grass is greener on the other sider? Or is it just that life is a sadistic bitch with a twisted sense of humour? Are we destined to not want what we already have and long for what is unattainable?

-What's the deal with the super models of today, none of them have any arse or tits... they look like little boys... is it because the majority of fashion designers are pervey old gay men? What's wrong with big breasts damnit, and when will clothes makers realise that big tits does not necessarily translate to big arse, or vice versa???

-What do tadpoles eat? I seriously hope my newly acquired tadpoles are not going to meet the same fate as my kittens.

-why is it that you can never get a constantly reliable flavour when you make mustard sauce? It is either too mustardy, too sugary, or too vinegary...

-Why is it that I always manage to spill my coffee in bed the same day I have just changed the sheets?

-What the fuck is that crawling on my roof?

-Why am I so itchy damnit... am I getting hives again?

-Does anybody out there actually give a fuck, or are we all driven by rational egoism. Is it really just a case of us only caring for eachother because we can achieve something desired through the interaction, are all my friends merely a means to my own ******* ends? Is my love for others merely a product of my own need to feel good about myself as a person?

-Why do women on sanitary product commercials always have white trousers on? Why is the 'blood' always blue? How freaky is that?

-Why do all the people I know see me as a fuckbuddy rather than a girlfriend? Do I have 'noncommittal' tattoed on my forehead?

-Why do you always feel the most alive and buzzing when the rest of the world is asleep and you are braindead?

...ahem... Catharsis is good.

[skalie]

You didn't know what to feed your kittens?

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

No, the kittens almost starved to death because their mother got run over and they did not respond to formula because they were only 2/3 days old. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

After the first 2 died, I decided it was more humane to kill the others.

[King Bastard]

<FONT COLOR="Red">Ok, my turn to offer 45 cents to all this..</FONT c>

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:

Things that are bugging me:

- One of my Ex's snapped for no reason the other night and tried to have me thrown out of the pub... just because he got thrown out the week before... idiot... why did he shap? Why did I go out with him in the first place? Why are men so hard to understand??? <FONT COLOR="red"> He snapped because he is not truly a man, I liken that kind of behaviour more to a jilted schoolbuy. Next time, ask him if the hot pants they issued him still fit.. if they do, offer that maybe he should repalce Angus as guitarist.</FONT c>

- There is too much distance between me and a certain Texan I am rather fond of... why is that always how it works? Is it really that the grass is greener on the other sider? Or is it just that life is a sadistic bitch with a twisted sense of humour? Are we destined to not want what we already have and long for what is unattainable? <FONT COLOR="red"> I have faced the same problem a few times, and have reached this conclusion. The "ideal" of a person can be very attractive. sometime smoreso than the reality of it. In the "ideal" there very rarely exist the problems that go with a real relationship. No one evers daydreams about arguements, disagreements, the dishes not getting done.... bla bla...
this is not to say that all such feelings fall into the above category, and is only my opinion of things.</FONT c>

-What's the deal with the super models of today, none of them have any arse or tits... they look like little boys... is it because the majority of fashion designers are pervey old gay men? What's wrong with big breasts damnit, and when will clothes makers realise that big tits does not necessarily translate to big arse, or vice versa??? <FONT COLOR="red"> Ok, supermodels, fo rthe most part, aint all that super. They cannot fly, shot lasers from the eyes, lift tanks, etc...

now, about the look if it all.... there has been a sort of perverse conspiracy in effect for a long, long time that says that ALL women need to look such and such a way, be this, or be that. I find it to be very cruel. The same can be said fo rus guys as well. I dont know to many people who look like Fabio, or any of the Baywatch guys, or even that have the whole "Rock God" look about them. Suffice to say that diversity is a good thing, and I for one can find the ceuaty in a lot of different female forms. From the larger than the norm, to the smaller, more "Elfin Magic" looking. but yea, mos tif not all fashion designers are polesmokers. To answer the question Dante posed in the movie Clerks, THEY eat cock.</FONT c>

-What do tadpoles eat? I seriously hope my newly acquired tadpoles are not going to meet the same fate as my kittens. <FONT COLOR="red"> I think mealworms will do nicley. If not, flushing them down the loo is perfectly acceptable</FONT c>

-why is it that you can never get a constantly reliable flavour when you make mustard sauce? It is either too mustardy, too sugary, or too vinegary... <FONT COLOR="red"> when I doubt, go with an Emeril Lagasse cookbok, that man is a fucking genious in the kitchen</FONT c>

-Why is it that I always manage to spill my coffee in bed the same day I have just changed the sheets? <FONT COLOR="red"> Probably for the saem reason that it ALWAYS rains right after you wash your car, and that jelly coated bread lands jelly side down. I for one believe in things such as the Force, and attribute such maladies to the Dark Side.</FONT c>

-What the fuck is that crawling on my roof?
<FONT COLOR="red"> it's a raccoon, kill it and see if the tadpoles will accept it as a foodstuff.</FONT c>
-Why am I so itchy damnit... am I getting hives again?<FONT COLOR="red"> Yup, it's the nerves, and lack of sleep.</FONT c>

-Does anybody out there actually give a fuck, or are we all driven by rational egoism. Is it really just a case of us only caring for each other because we can achieve something desired through the interaction, are all my friends merely a means to my own ******* ends? Is my love for others merely a product of my own need to feel good about myself as a person? <FONT COLOR="red"> I wouldnt go all that far, but yeah, being close to someone is a process of one hand washing the other. Be it for the warmth of it, finacial gain, por what have you. dont feel badly about it tho, most of us do it. It is the reason we have gotten this far as a species. And the one that will hopefully take us farther still</FONT c>

-Why do women on sanitary product commercials always have white trousers on? Why is the 'blood' always blue? How freaky is that? <FONT COLOR="red"> Because the product i sjust THAT good. The blue blood thing might be a vague reference to the british. were it green, I would have to claim that they were marketing it towards the vulcan populuos here on EArth pulling recon duty.</FONT c>

-Why do all the people I know see me as a fuckbuddy rather than a girlfriend? Do I have 'noncommittal' tattoed on my forehead?<FONT COLOR="red"> Mayhap as has been offered up already, you ned to take a closer look at this from an introspective POV, instead of palcing the blame outside yourself. That is not to say that it doesnt truly lie with others, just merely an alternative to having the "it aint me" tihng going on. Do you have very many "friends with benefits" relations going on? If so, that might be the reason right there. Those kinds of arrangements CAN be good. But if you seek a deeper level of intamcy, I advise you to bring any and all of them to an end, if there be any to end in the first place</FONT c>

-Why do you always feel the most alive and buzzing when the rest of the world is asleep and you are braindead? <FONT COLOR="red"> I too have to admit that I feel truly alive when skating the razor's edge. Damn T-type personality of mine. Anyway, reality is based on perceptions of it, so to change the reality of what's going on around you, you'll need to change how you lok at things. If that means that you too need to be happily slumbering away with the rset of us. so be it.

something just occured to me. Do you mean sleeping in a sense of not paying life any real attention? If that's the case, ignore all of the above adivse abotu joining the herd.</FONT c>

...ahem... Catharsis is good.

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[Buddha's Penis!]

i like this, so it's time to "ask Penis!"

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
Why cant I sleep damnit, Im so fucking tired, my eyes are bugging out, Im seeing stars, yet my brain won't switch off...I have a million and one things running through my head, I cant turn off the channels!!!
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yes. this is me every night. there seems to be no way around it at this point. on the plus side, i can now function normally on virtually no sleep. i'm a superman. a god-damned delusional superman, which i think is also a result of lack of sleep.
oops. this wasn't the "things that are bugging me" section. moving along...
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Things that are bugging me:

- One of my Ex's snapped for no reason the other night and tried to have me thrown out of the pub... just because he got thrown out the week before... idiot... why did he shap? Why did I go out with him in the first place? Why are men so hard to understand???[/quote]
i think that guy is what the experts call "mental". why are men hard to understand? i wasn't aware that we were. sex and ego are two big factors in the gimpy-guy mentality. i would chalk this guy up to "dating mistakes".
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>- There is too much distance between me and a certain Texan I am rather fond of... why is that always how it works? Is it really that the grass is greener on the other side? Or is it just that life is a sadistic bitch with a twisted sense of humour? Are we destined to not want what we already have and long for what is unattainable?
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you don't want a TEXAN. dear god, woman.
i don't think this one has an answer. your particular case seems to be based on a flaw in the whole internet-social system. i don't think this grass is greener, you just had the bad luck to meet someone on the opposite side of the world. i don't know.
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-What's the deal with the super models of today, none of them have any arse or tits... they look like little boys... is it because the majority of fashion designers are pervey old gay men? What's wrong with big breasts damnit, and when will clothes makers realise that big tits does not necessarily translate to big arse, or vice versa???[/quote]
i think it's due to two factors:
-gay men
and, though i'm a bit ahsamed to have come to this realization
-it's easier to tailor for shapeless women. the hang of the clothes and whatnot. jesus, where did that come from?
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-What do tadpoles eat? I seriously hope my newly acquired tadpoles are not going to meet the same fate as my kittens.
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i would think that if you kept them in fresh water from a place similar to where you caught them (or would catch them) they would survive without feeding. micro-organisms and shit.
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-why is it that you can never get a constantly reliable flavour when you make mustard sauce? It is either too mustardy, too sugary, or too vinegary...
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i personally find emeril to be irritating as fuck, but he can cook. i have nothing really to say here. BAM! garlic!
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-Why is it that I always manage to spill my coffee in bed the same day I have just changed the sheets?[/quote]
i have the same problem, but it's with my bladder and not in bed, but on the bus.
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-What the fuck is that crawling on my roof?[/quote]
sorry, next time i'll go barefoot. i'll be quiet as mice.
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-Why am I so itchy damnit... am I getting hives again?
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i'm not qualified to diagnose dermatological disorders over the internet, but it looks like leprosy to me. sorry, hansen's disease. i'll be PC for the lepers.
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-Does anybody out there actually give a fuck, or are we all driven by rational egoism. Is it really just a case of us only caring for eachother because we can achieve something desired through the interaction, are all my friends merely a means to my own ******* ends? Is my love for others merely a product of my own need to feel good about myself as a person?[/quote]
humans are social animals. this shit is all ingrained. technically yes, the motives are sel-fish, but it's not really important. feeling good is a good reason to do things, especially things that make other people happy. gift horse, mouth, etc.
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-Why do women on sanitary product commercials always have white trousers on? Why is the 'blood' always blue? How freaky is that?[/quote]
sanitary product advertising is getting scary. scented pads? don't tell me that, please. keep some mystique. they openly refer to mess and being unclean now, and it's getting out of hand. wait for the day they replace the blue liquid with minestrone, because it's coming. ugh.
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-Why do all the people I know see me as a fuckbuddy rather than a girlfriend? Do I have 'noncommittal' tattoed on my forehead?
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it must be a case of "vibes". i've found that at some point you may have to sacrifice yourself for the sake of clarity. i don't know if that applies or makes sense in your situation.
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>-Why do you always feel the most alive and buzzing when the rest of the world is asleep and you are braindead?[/quote]
as i said, i have this problem. i can't help you, as i can't help myself.
whoo. i'm sure that was helpful. what a big fat waste of time i can be.





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[zoey]

I wonder which texan you're referring you?

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[Minimaul]

No , I'm from Alaska. Not Texas.

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[Mordecai]

Good god, would you like a tylenol, a beer, or a joint? You gotta have a headache after that one.

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Is that all?

[FallenAngel]

<FONT COLOR="limegreen">
the only answer i have for you is that most tadpoles can eat regular fish food

since tadpoles are baby froggies and froggies are my passions here is a site that will be very usful for you. It also has links to many other froggie related sites:

http://allaboutfrogs.org/froglnd.shtml

heres another on tadpole care with FAQ section
http://www.flickit.com/frog.html
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[MAC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
Why cant I sleep damnit, Im so fucking tired, my eyes are bugging out, Im seeing stars, yet my brain won't switch off...I have a million and one things running through my head, I cant turn off the channels!!!

Things that are bugging me:

- One of my Ex's snapped for no reason the other night and tried to have me thrown out of the pub... just because he got thrown out the week before... idiot... why did he shap? Why did I go out with him in the first place? Why are men so hard to understand???

HE SNAPPED BECAUSE YOU WENT OUT WITH HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. I DONT UNDERSTAND MEN MYSELF.

- There is too much distance between me and a certain Texan I am rather fond of... why is that always how it works? Is it really that the grass is greener on the other sider? Or is it just that life is a sadistic bitch with a twisted sense of humour? Are we destined to not want what we already have and long for what is unattainable?

IM NOT TOUCHING THIS ONE WITH A TEN FOOT POLE
(WHICH I HAVE)

-What's the deal with the super models of today, none of them have any arse or tits... they look like little boys... is it because the majority of fashion designers are pervey old gay men? What's wrong with big breasts damnit, and when will clothes makers realise that big tits does not necessarily translate to big arse, or vice versa???

<marquee><FONT size="30">HALLELUJAH!!!!</FONT s></marquee>

-What do tadpoles eat? I seriously hope my newly acquired tadpoles are not going to meet the same fate as my kittens.

IN THE WILD THEY EAT NATIVE PLANT AND ALGAE SPECIES IN CAPTIVITY I BELIEVE YOU GIVE THEM FISH FLAKES (WHICH IS MOSTLY PLANT MATTER)

-why is it that you can never get a constantly reliable flavour when you make mustard sauce? It is either too mustardy, too sugary, or too vinegary...

SO THAT WHEN YOU GET IT JUST RIGHT (BY ACCIDENT) YOU'LL APPRECIATE IT MORE.

-Why is it that I always manage to spill my coffee in bed the same day I have just changed the sheets?

HHHHhhhhmmmmm.....
ENTROPY?

-What the fuck is that crawling on my roof?

PERHAPS ITS A TUATARA
BUT IT COULD BE AN OPPOSSUM
WHICH WERE IMPORTED IN THE 19TH CENTURY BY WHITEY

-Why am I so itchy damnit... am I getting hives again?

PROBABLY ELEVATED LEVELS OF HISTAMINE BROUGHT ON BY IRREGULAR SLEEP AND EXCESSIVE STRESS.

-Does anybody out there actually give a fuck, or are we all driven by rational egoism. Is it really just a case of us only caring for eachother because we can achieve something desired through the interaction, are all my friends merely a means to my own ******* ends? Is my love for others merely a product of my own need to feel good about myself as a person?

PROBABLY YES

-Why do women on sanitary product commercials always have white trousers on? Why is the 'blood' always blue? How freaky is that?

I THINK THATS US BEING BRAIN WASHED AGAIN
WHITE MEANS CLEAN AND PURE......AAAAHHHHH
BLUE IS SOOOOOOOO RELAXING.....AAAAHHHHHH

-Why do all the people I know see me as a fuckbuddy rather than a girlfriend? Do I have 'noncommittal' tattoed on my forehead?

PERHAPS YOU ARE IGNORING THE PERSON WHO WOULD ACTUALLY TREAT YOU NICE.

-Why do you always feel the most alive and buzzing when the rest of the world is asleep and you are braindead?

SORRY I WAS ASLEEP.

...ahem... Catharsis is good.

SO ARE M&M'S

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FAR BE IT FOR ME TO ANSWER ANYONE ELSES QUESTIONS ABOUT LIFE.....I CANT GET MINE TO WORK RIGHT. I EVEN CHANGED THE BATTERIES AND REFORMATED.

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[skalie]

Why did they import Tuatara's ?

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Rogue, I am not feeding my tadpoles kittens, I shall save them for the axylotyls. I think I shall feed them the mustard sauce instead.

KB, the fuck buddy thing, hmm, I don't WANT a relationship, I just don't want people thinking that I am just in to having a casual shag for the sake of it. I don't shag people just because they are available, I have a non-relationship with one orgasm friend at the moment, and don't plan on extending the pool, I just don't like all the obligations and responsibilities that go along with having a relationship. I do have standards, and wish people would stop viewing me as someone to fuck...just fuck... I do want a relationship eventually, and there is more to me than just my pink parts.

BP, Minestrone?!?!? You have a sick, sick mind!

Zoey, as usual, you have nothing of value to add, as some Texan put it, stop being such a cunt!

Mordecai, all of the above http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

FA, Thanks!

Mac, I want to see your ten foot pole.

Skalie, Tuataras are native to NZ.