Beer Talk

[MAC]

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First, I didn't drink beer.
Then, I drank too much beer. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif
Then I got married and straightened up.
Now I enjoy beer. So I look for beers to enjoy. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif

So here's a quick list:
Killians is good beer http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
Coors Brewing Co, bottles it, is BAD http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
Ziegenbock, bu Anheiser Busch, is good http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
Budweiser is Bad http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
(due to overconsumption)

Good Pilsner: St Pauli Girl
Good Mexican Ale: Dos Equis XX
Note: I only drink XX amber with lime.

I recently got an Alaskan Stout ale from a boy at DFW (Int'l Airport). He was coming back from Juno and was carring a case with him. I convinced him to sell me one.
Now I have been known to drink crap in time of need. Examples of this are:
Falstaff http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif
Miller High Life
Pearl
Natural Lite
and
Meister Brau (still less than $5 a 12 pack)

I won't go into cheap wine tonight but I will say that there is still no law against fishing under the influence.

What says the tribal councel about beer?
Best & Worst.

P.S. Home brewery is the way to go but I just moved and don't have a place to set up yet.


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[Faceplant]

whiskey.

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[skalie]

You would have got on famously with John the barslut (http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000486.html) .

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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Yeah, John the barslut rocked!

Anyway, beer... in list of preference;

Steinlager
Lion Red
Speights
Monteiths
Macs

Whiskey is better though.

Heineken is the McDonalds of beer.

[Flit]

I will drink practically anything as long as I have good company with whom to drink (OK Koli?). My preference is Jack and Coke though...or Grand Gold Margaritas, on the rocks, with salt. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[MAC]

John seems pretty cool...from an inebriated pov.

I only drink ma' whiskey when its cold outside.
Primarily Jim Beam. Cause its the most for the $. Southern Comfort's for camping an' what not.

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[Deadpool]

Hobgoblin English Ale.

[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
John seems pretty cool...from an inebriated pov.
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I wouldn't call you an inebriated pov, you're selling yourself short there.

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Flit:
I will drink practically anything as long as I have good company with whom to drink (OK Koli?). [/quote]

Outstanding sentence structure! Remind me that I owe you one if you make it to the Tribal Gathering (as yet only a mythical event). You'll need a passphrase so I can recognize you...

Ah! How about, "where's my beer at?"
No. On second thought, I'd go broke in no time and think that everyone was John Malcovich.

BTW, [b]POV = Point Of View.

Cheers, people!

[Faceplant]

whiskey.

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[Bishop]

ive *HiC* alWAys thoughttg beert talkd was liEk this *HiC* *BEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLCHHHHHHH!!!*

[MAC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
John seems pretty cool...from an inebriated pov.
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I wouldn't call you an inebriated pov, you're selling yourself short there.

[/quote]

sURELY YOU DON'T THINK i POST ALL THIS HSIT WHILE i'M SOBER?

As RW's mom would say: "The sun's over the yardarm somewhere in the world."


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[Cruise Director]

I have yet to meet a beer I haven't liked.
Favorites:
1. Cold
2. Free


"Give me a woman who truely loves beer and I will conquer the world.


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[Time Slipping]

If it doesn't start with Guinness, I don't like it that much. But I prefer Glenfiddich or Johnnie Walker Black Label. Or vodka. Esp. Boris Yeltzin vodka. Or polish vodka (over 80%). hehehehehehe...........

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"The strong are strongest alone"
"Why did I not have you killed? Because your mission and your act you are about to committ proves the truth of all I have ever said or done. Death is nothing compared to vindication.

[MAC]

On the subject of Vodka:
In my opinion there are two kinds of Vodka
1) Excellent (see Stolichnia at 32deg F)
2) Excrement (see McCormick in plastic bottle)

Either way you pour out the first few inches in a half gallon of orange juice and fill'er up with premium.

I'm surprised of fearless leader hasn't chimed in about Wild Turkey. He's learned a lot while under the influence.



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[Deadpool]

I recently bought my dad a bottle of Johnny Walker Gold Label. The guy doesn't drink it.
!@#%$%

[MAC]

I lost at least one birthday to johnny walker red label.

And I still beat my dope smoking girl friend out of bed the next morning.
She never could hold a job.

A titty dancer once gave me a bottle of johnny walker black label.

For my 18 birthday. I still have it and I don't know how old it is now.


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[skalie]

Can someone change theMAC's title to ' inebriated pov'

[Dog Breath]

Watch what you ask for Skalie. I suggested "Rotting to the core" for Dead Inside and look what happened!

You call that justice?

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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Holy HELL he changed it again!

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[Mattdecay]

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Stolichnaya.

Wait...that's not beer...nevermind.</FONT f>

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[MAC]

On the topic of "free beer" I'd like to point out that there are two kinds.
The free beer that you know you can get (people too drunk to care if you drink their beer)
The free beer that totally suprises you.
I helped a guy from work wire up his AC in his house the other night and he shows up tonight with a case of Miller, liter of Jim Beam, and 750 mL of Regal
Some good deeds do go unpunished.

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[River Rat]

Without question home brew is the way to go.

If I am forced to purchase a commercial beer I prefer

Black Butte Porter Brewed by the Deschutes Brewery in Bend, Oregon.

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[MAC]

I have just moved into a new house with alot more room than my old one.
I intend to start home brewing this winter.
I now a couple people who do it very well.
But I'm always open to advise.

Any tips river rat?

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[D_I]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
Steinlager[/quote]

An excellent beer. Hard to come by in my area. Had a local bar that served it but they went out of business. Only time I can find it now is when I am forced to go to Boston.

[MAC]

If you love it go see them (http://www.steinlager.co.nz/info.htm)

a boy and his beer

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[skalie]

Steinlager certainly have a nice website, easy to navigate, quality content.

I always preferred the 'blue label' though, (brown bottle). Something about green bottles affects the flavor / flavour for me.

[MAC]

I have learned from experience to tread litely with foreign beers in dark bottles.
Something about a mouthful of sediment at the bottom. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

Lebatt's looks good in a green bottle with a blue label.
And it's silky smooth.


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[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
I have learned from experience to tread litely with foreign beers in dark bottles.
Something about a mouthful of sediment at the bottom. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
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Yeast sediment, won't occur with Steinlager, but with home brew, or a Hefe Weiser / Coopers type beer you will get sediment. You need to pour the beer carefully into glassess or a jug. The yeast can cause hangovers and unexpected drunkeness.

At least you know you are dealing with an honest beer though, with chemicals they can brew a beer in three hours these days. Heineken takes 48 hours to hit the market.

If you want imports try Czech beer, quality, followed by German, whose purity laws keep everything honest.

[MAC]

Beer law.........
My SAT's were good enough. I should have gone into beer law.

But I always wanted to be "Brewmeister MAC"

Okay, now I'll stir the shit.
Everyone raves about Samuel Adams
I think its the fruitest beer on the market.
TERRIBLE after taste.
I have a friend who home brews to Keg.
He makes one badass double bock with this after taste that dissappears about 30 seconds after the first swallow and never returns.
A true 5-star beer.


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[skalie]

Beer brewing has been regulated by law in Germany for over 800 years. A long-standing tradition to which all German brewers still remain true today:

In 1165 a fine was levied in Augsburg for serving "inferior" beer.
In 1487 Duke Albrecht IV proclaimed a regulation establishing a uniform beer price.
"One measure winter beer shall cost one pfennig and a measure summer beer shall cost two pfennigs." Each brewer was required to, from that time on, swear a "PREU-AID" (Brew oath) before the ducal treasurer, whereby he would "use only barley, hops and water for the beer, knowledgeably simmer it and add nothing else nor allow anyone else to add anything." This regulation was originally only decreed for Munich. In 1987 this 500 year old regulation was renewed by the Munich brewers.

Beer you can trust, unlike the Germans themselves.

[mute]

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Alexander Keiths beer, Moosehead Maximum Ice, Smirnoff Vodka and Golder Schlager's</FONT f>

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[Deadpool]

OMG, I just had the best beer yesterday.
Kilkennys Irish cream ale.....it was smooth and tasty. Usually I hate beer but this ale was sweeet.

[MAC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mute:
<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Alexander Keiths beer, Moosehead Maximum Ice, Smirnoff Vodka and Golder Schlager's</FONT f>

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I'm glad you brought up moosehead.
Although I have not had Maximum Ice, I have drank the shit out of Mooshead ale.
An excellent beer, easy to kill a Sunday afternoon at the lake with a case of moosehead and a friend or two.

Have you had that new smirnoff ice (?)
It comes in a 12 Oz bottle by the 6-pack
It's sort of a Lemonade/Vodka (malaria?) drink but its 5% alcohol or so.
Down here in TX we have "dry" countys and citys where you can't buy beer or liquor.
We also can't buy liquor on Sunday.
As if that will stop us from driving to get it or drinking it on Sunday.
At least we have 5&6% alcohol beer.
In parts of OK they have to be below 4% (I think) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
Some one correct me on that.

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[MAC]

This easter brought to me by

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moving at the speed of theMAC

Happy Easter Everyone. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[skalie]

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[Mordecai]

Come on out of Texas and up to Colorado and I will introduce you to some proper beer, folks around here enjoy their beer and we have a grand variety.

-m


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Is that all?

[MAC]

sound like fun Mordecai
let me convince my wife.


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[Mordecai]

Do so, I love to take people around to sample the local suds, and of course gettting drunk in the process.

-m


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Is that all?

[MAC]

Up until now i have said nothing of wine.

I was a cheap wine drinker most of my life.
Not girly like Boone's Farm
But po'boy like
Night Train
Cold Duck
and the ever popular MAD DOG 20/20

My mom would get me a bottle and I would walk the mile or so to the river and fish while I drank it.
(Did I mention my Mom was Italian?)
Nasty shit but it got the job done.
A real man walks the mile+ home in August in Texas with cotton mouth, a sunburn and a hangover.
That's what real men do when they're 15.

Then one day at the age of 25 I started trying real WINE.
California wine. (up town)
Zinfendels are sweet (my wife loves white zinfendel)
But I love Merlot.
MMMMMmmmmm.....
I buy a magnum and drink it all with dinner.
(Did I mention my Mom was Italian?)

Now one day I get together with my sister.
(I live in the country she lives in the big city)
We share nothing in the way of interests.
I like Pantera she likes Ween.
I like Dodge she likes Volkswagon.
And I find that she loves Merlot as well.
Perhaps it was all the pasta we ate growing up.
We get fucked up.
End Of Story.

(Did I mention my Mom was Italian?)


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