Hiccups!

[Escape Artist]

FUCK! ARSE!

Stupid brain getting out of sync...I will punish you, Brain!

*jams a cigarette in ear and lights it*

I'LL SMOKE YOU OUT, BASTARD! DIEEEEEEEE! :mad:

[Billyman]

Hold your breath for 10 minutes.

[Pianomahnn]

Even 15 if you're feeling like ridding them for a longer time.

[laure311]

concentrate really hard on something else. those old methods- swallowing a spoon full of sugar w/out letting it touch the roof of your mouth, standing on your head and drinking a glass of water, taking in a breath of air and holding it, letting in more without letting any out, etc, then letting it all out ever so slowly... those are all methods of concentrating on something else. so... there you have it, folks. laura's (highly rare) contribution to this thread.

[Escape Artist]

I just grumbled, inwardly whined and waited...it eventually went away.

Now I have the pseudo-hangover-without-actually-drinking thing going on again today...I feel like shit. :(

[Venus]

I think if I knew I was gonna have a hangover anyway, I'd go drinking just to make it worth while. But then again...that's just me.

[ms. bing]

diaphramatic breathing
i learned it in yoga
works every time, like a massage for the internals.

[laure311]

Originally posted by Venus
I think if I knew I was gonna have a hangover anyway, I'd go drinking just to make it worth while. But then again...that's just me.

...and make it worse? ugh. hangovers are bad enough, if i new i was going to have a hangover the next day, i'd stop right then. but then again... that's just me.

[Venus]

Well, I've never actually had a hangover.....
Seems I can get completely plowed (only done it once or twice), and wake up just fine the next day.

[laure311]

lucky. i've learned my lesson. never drinking again, i swear. maybe when i'm 21, but i don't know.

[Escape Artist]

Feh, I don't even have to drink to feel like shit...that's very much a constant. Drinking just makes it worse, but that's the price you pay.

I kinda like sobriety these days, at least when I'm not stressed. :)

My name is EA, and I'm a coffee addict. :o

[laure311]

Originally posted by Escape Artist
Feh, I don't even have to drink to feel like shit...that's very much a constant. Drinking just makes it worse, but that's the price you pay.

I kinda like sobriety these days, at least when I'm not stressed. :)

My name is EA, and I'm a coffee addict. :o
hey i'm a coffee addict too! let's start some sort of club. i agree, you dont need to drink to feel like shit, you already do. most of the time.

[Escape Artist]

Club sounds good, though I'm not paying any of those pesky dues and whatnot.

Our house has its requisite drunk today, doesn't need me joining in. :(

As for feeling like shit, today's one of them there days.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Originally posted by Escape Artist

As for feeling like shit, today's one of them there days.
Pity fuck? ;)

[Escape Artist]

:o

k.

[laure311]

Originally posted by Escape Artist
As for feeling like shit, today's one of them there days.
same here. i feel incredibly alone, and all day today i was just holding back tears. i'm sick of bad days. let's kill them.:bash:

[Escape Artist]

Heh...technically I am alone nearly every day of every year. Sometimes it bothers me, sometimes I rather enjoy it...either way it sucks.

But I won't kill the bad days - they make me cherish the good ones that much more. Balance is necessary for a healthy lifestyle. :)

[laure311]

Originally posted by Escape Artist
Heh...technically I am alone nearly every day of every year. Sometimes it bothers me, sometimes I rather enjoy it...either way it sucks.

But I won't kill the bad days - they make me cherish the good ones that much more. Balance is necessary for a healthy lifestyle. :)
both good points. but maybe being alone literally and being alone... while there are friends all around me... are two totally different things. *shrugs* i don't know.

[Escape Artist]

In your case, you were alone and lonely I suppose - rather than just alone.

I've done all three aforementioned things, and they all suck equally in my mind. I've been saying it for years now - if you cannot find happiness in those who are around you, find different people...same goes for stuff to do on a daily basis, too.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Feh - you want to feel alone wait until you have a birthday where nobody acknowledges it except for your b/f who throws you a webcam in a plastic bag the day before hand and then proceeds to yell at you for being demanding. If it weren't for my b'day thread I think I'd start to feel no one gave a fuck.

[laure311]

aww, muffy, i'm sorry. why the hell are you still with that bastard? (maybe i don't know enough about the situation, but it seems to me if your boyfriend makes you that unhappy... it's just not working out.)

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

He's very kind, in a gay way. He makes me laugh, and he's better than any other scumbag I've encountered.

[Escape Artist]

On my birthday, my parents give me the token "happy birthday," after which I am usually bitched at for god knows what and then I get a present or two. After that, more bitching and sleep. feh.

[laure311]

my birthday's in a week- dec 18. weee. my brother's good, he competely gave away the fact that i'm getting a lap top. and not much more, because lap tops are rather expensive, and we're sort of poor. i don't know why they're wasting that kind of money on me when it could be used to pay the bills or something. but i am grateful, none-the-less

[Escape Artist]

Because they love you and want ya to be happy on your birthday.

That in itself > whatever satisfaction is to be gained from paying bills.

[MAC]

damn this hiccup thread has turned out nicely.

It make sme all lovey and want to hug you all

cept I'm a MAN!!!!

*MAC puffs on his stogie and goes outside to fix a car or somthin*

[Escape Artist]

YOU ARE NOT A MAN: YOU SAY "COLOUR" AND REAL AMERICAN MEN (TEXANS IN PARTICULAR) SAY "COLOR" AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ANY PANSY ASSED GIRLY FAGS WHO USE THE FORMER SPELLING!

FAG!

Today I are hungover. :( The pseudo hangovers from god knows what are actually worse.