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Billyman
12-04-2002, 11:56 PM
I'm talking about idiots people. (http://www.startribune.com/stories/1451/3474149.html)

SCRANTON, Pa. -- A man charged with theft didn't have the money to pay for a rehabilitation program that would clear his criminal record, so he stole a courthouse computer to pawn off, police said.

Police said Ernesto Valdez, 32, arrived Monday at the Lackawanna County Courthouse to enroll in the Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition program, which expunges the criminal record of first-time offenders.

Valdez did not have the $685 enrollment fee, so he stole a court stenographer's laptop computer to pawn, according to police.

The pawn shop refused to take the computer because the power cord was missing, so Valdez returned to the courthouse to retrieve it, police said. He was arrested after a stenographer spotted him in the office with a wire dangling from his pocket, police said.

Valdez appeared before Judge Trish Corbett twice Monday - first she accepted him into the rehabilitation program, and later she revoked his bail and ordered him to the county prison.

Valdez had been accepted into the program after being charged in connection with theft of stereos from several cars in Scranton in June.

Venus
12-05-2002, 03:05 AM
Not the brightest crayon in the box.

morgana
12-05-2002, 04:17 AM
<font color="lime">while i find the story amusing, it's fucking sad that they charge almost 700$ for someone to take a rehabilitation program, when they could probably get the same program for free if they had done a worse crime and were sent to prison.

logic- it's a wonderful tool.</font>

MAC
12-05-2002, 01:33 PM
morgana finds a thread of irony dangling from her new sweater...and yanks on it

Venus
12-05-2002, 01:51 PM
She's got a point though. If the guy needs the rehibilitation for theft...chances are he doesn't have $700. for the class. How many rich people are charged with theft? Other than Wynona Rider of course....

SatansLeftHand
12-05-2002, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by MAC
morgana finds a thread of irony dangling from her new sweater...and yanks on it is there video?

SimpleSimon
12-05-2002, 04:08 PM
Every program of this type of which I am cognizant requires the payment of supervision fees, in addition to the program fees. All of them permit the payment of program fees over the duration of the program.

This idiot would never have completed the program successfully - he obviously only knows one way to get money - stealing other people's property and hocking it. He's where he needs to be.