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PB
04-14-2001, 05:29 PM
i just saw a commercial for a pill that is supposed to make your breast grow! Says that it is a 30 day money back guarentee.. if your breast don't increase.. says it can make them grow up to 2 more cup sizes@!!!! LMFAO!

So what are some other fucked up bullshit items you guys have seen for sale lately?

gone~away
04-14-2001, 05:51 PM
hahaha..

i was watching tv with some friends the other day and i saw that commercial

i burst into laughter, couldnt stop for five minutes

lol...

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slappy
04-14-2001, 07:24 PM
<font color=#ff9900>i know we live in a world of convenience, where we're constantly trying to work out ways of saving time and energy, but i couldn't believe it when i saw a jar of lemon slices one day. i mean, who is so lazy and pushed for time that they can't cut a lemon up huh? it's crazy! crazy, i say!!!</font>

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skalie
04-14-2001, 07:30 PM
Cutting up lemons can be an emotional experience for some people.

disturbed
04-14-2001, 08:30 PM
as far as the breasts commercial, i was watching TV and that commercial came on. my little sister (who is 12) walked by and screamed "ewwwwwww what is that you are watching?!"

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Cruise Director
04-14-2001, 09:03 PM
I dunno, but I still think the "Spray Can O' Hair" that Ron Popeil (sp) pushes is the best.

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Deadpool
04-14-2001, 10:35 PM
George Foremans lean mean grill owns, y0.

estero
04-14-2001, 10:38 PM
<font color=pink>Nads. Piece of shit.

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SexKitten
04-14-2001, 10:53 PM
I dont know whats its called but its this 500 piece cooking set for 1500$ and Mrs. Brady endorces it. It claims you can put a frozen piece of meat in this magic pot. Seal it and in 4 minutes you have a perfectly cooked steak. Or you can put uncooked spaghetti, frozen meat, and cold sauce in a pot, seal it, and in 2 minutes you have a perfect pasta dinner. It sounds pretty good if it actually works.

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Rabble Rouser
04-15-2001, 01:39 AM
Not an infomercial product...but now you kids can think of me every time you write.

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SexKitten
04-15-2001, 02:16 AM
actually rabble...thats going to remind me of larss more....

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Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise

Faceplant
04-15-2001, 03:11 AM
i thought it was a dildo at first...ehheheheheh http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

MuffyTheVampyreLayer
04-15-2001, 03:12 AM
dihydrogenmonoxide - at 20 bucks a bottle, for long trips through the dessert.

MAC
04-15-2001, 03:32 AM
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles

They didn't even have the guts to call it Crocodile Dundee III

I bet the Baha Men are in the sound track.




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VenoM
04-15-2001, 03:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kaye:
<font color=pink>Nads. Piece of shit.</color>

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<FONT COLOR="Red">what the....i thought u clearly said u liked Nads on ur chin?!?!?</FONT c> http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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VenoM
04-15-2001, 04:02 AM
<FONT COLOR="Red">u know what, i think i can take a new 2001 VW Bug, and drive it @ 50mph into a brickwall, then, push the pile of shit off a cliff. Then, if i'm bored enough, hose it down with some super unleaded gasoline, gotta have 94+ octane in it. Smoke a phat cigar, and throw it into the pool of gas that the pile of shit is dripping. Maybe then, whipping out the bag of marshmallows, and using the broken antenna to make some nice "shmoes" (quote from Toy Story 2) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif once the flames are out, slap a "AMAZING NEW DIET PILL" sticker on the side of the wreckage. And I can almost bet, i can sell it on ebay! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif</FONT c>

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Rabble Rouser
04-15-2001, 04:12 AM
Nooooo!!! Not a new Beetle! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

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Deadpool
04-15-2001, 04:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by VenoM:
<FONT COLOR="Red">u know what, i think i can take a new 2001 VW Bug, and drive it @ 50mph into a brickwall, then, push the pile of shit off a cliff. Then, if i'm bored enough, hose it down with some super unleaded gasoline, gotta have 94+ octane in it. Smoke a phat cigar, and throw it into the pool of gas that the pile of shit is dripping. Maybe then, whipping out the bag of marshmallows, and using the broken antenna to make some nice "shmoes" (quote from Toy Story 2) http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif once the flames are out, slap a "AMAZING NEW DIET PILL" sticker on the side of the wreckage. And I can almost bet, i can sell it on ebay! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif</FONT c>

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So...what does this product do? How much? Does it have a warranty? .....I might be intrested.

VenoM
04-15-2001, 06:00 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:


So...what does this product do? How much? Does it have a warranty? .....I might be intrested.

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<FONT COLOR="Blue">This kinda product are sold back to VW scrape yards at an amazing price of
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Koliedrus
04-15-2001, 10:17 AM
Holy shit, VenoM!! That red-blue-red color sequence did some retinal damage! Am I the only one who saw the depth affect?

I miss commercials.........


AAAAAAAAAAAAahahahaahhahhaaaaaa!!!!

VenoM
04-15-2001, 11:06 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Holy shit, VenoM!! That red-blue-red color sequence did some retinal damage! Am I the only one who saw the depth affect?

I miss commercials.........


AAAAAAAAAAAAahahahaahhahhaaaaaa!!!![/quote]

<FONT COLOR="Red">HOEHOEH i tried to get that ghey effect going....btw, did it make ya wanna buy!?!?! i've got a special deal for tht members http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif </FONT c>

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MAC
04-15-2001, 05:28 PM
I had tryed everything.
But nothing kept that ugly fat off.

Until I tryed Extreme Performance Plus

I used to look like this

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Now I feel better and look better.

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I'm still conservative but I get to fuck a Kennedy.
I have everything I want now.
Thank You Venom.
Thank You Volkswagon.
Thank You Extreme Performance Plus.

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VenoM
04-16-2001, 06:46 AM
<FONT COLOR="Red">hehe damn theMAC

U GREW MORE HAIR!!!!</FONT c>

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Bumox
04-16-2001, 09:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:
i just saw a commercial for a pill that is supposed to make your breast grow! Says that it is a 30 day money back guarentee.. if your breast don't increase.. says it can make them grow up to 2 more cup sizes@!!!! LMFAO!

So what are some other fucked up bullshit items you guys have seen for sale lately? [/quote]

Boobs? Did someone say boobs? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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