View Full Version : Do you piss in the pool?
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
11-18-2002, 10:48 PM
I had to go swimming at the indoor pools today as the weather was crap - now I stink of chlorine and my skin feels all dry and leathery.. why? Because the have to put uber chlorine in the pool because some grotty fucks dont know how to find the toilet. These are probably the same grotty fucks that don't watch where they are going as they backstroke into your lane and clobber you, forcing you to swallow mouthfuls of stale chlorinated water mixed with urine.
If I think about it too much while I'm swimming, I start to feel ill - I want to know how many of you piss in the pool.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
11-18-2002, 10:59 PM
EA you sexless freak - stop fucking with my poll! :mad:
Escape Artist
11-18-2002, 11:05 PM
Wha? All I did was add the option that seemed most desirable to me.
Instead of being an oppressive poll, now it is a free one. :p
VOTE OPTION 5!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
Mudflap
11-18-2002, 11:07 PM
Public swimming pools are nasty. I tend to avoid them. If one is empty and looks clean, I'll jump in even though I know its probable that someone had pissed in it earlier, but if I see kids in it, I'm staying out. If kids jump in while I'm in the pool, I'm getting the fuck out. It's an out of sight, out of mind thing with me.
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
11-18-2002, 11:08 PM
Did I tell you that my swimming partner is a lesbian... just imagine what the two of us get up to in the locker room....
Guess what? You cant join in. Homo.
Escape Artist
11-18-2002, 11:12 PM
Oh yeah?
Well, I don't think I want to see two waterlogged werewolves do horrid things to each other!
HA, SHE-BEAST!
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
11-18-2002, 11:14 PM
Hmmm... and to think I was actually contemplating showing you my tits, now you and all the other boys are going to have to miss out as I'm feeling all insecure about their wolf like hairiness.
Mudflap, Sauron, Simon, Billy, Mac - You are all going to miss out on my tits because of EA.
;)
Escape Artist
11-18-2002, 11:16 PM
Nah, they will miss out on the werewolf tits due to a conscious decision on your part.
I'm not holding you down so you can't reach the cam. You are.
KILL MUFFY! :mad:
Billyman
11-18-2002, 11:17 PM
I voted "NO" but I'll admit that I have done it when I was a child. I just have more sense and I'm more considerate now I guess.
But given the chance, I'll throw a Babe Ruth in a swimming pool in a hearbeat. :D
sauron
11-18-2002, 11:20 PM
EA,
<FONT SIZE="+3">DIE!</font>
- d.
Escape Artist
11-18-2002, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by sauron
EA,
<FONT SIZE="+3">I'M COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET! I'M A FAG!</font>
- d.
stfu, you dirty homosexual hippie communist.
go smoke the peace pipe of faggotry, bitchwhore.
:mad:
Billyman
11-19-2002, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
Mudflap, Sauron, Simon, Billy, Mac - You are all going to miss out on my tits because of EA.
;)
All talk no action. It's been what? Almost 2 years now? Still no Muffy boobs.
*sighs* :(
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
11-19-2002, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by Billyman
All talk no action. It's been what? Almost 2 years now?
3. :D
(oYo)
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
11-19-2002, 01:41 AM
I do belive that was 57 votes that ea was a super fag that just got erased.
That'll teach you to fuck with my poll!!!
;)
jules
11-19-2002, 01:53 AM
Really, ea, I meant to vote for 3
1) whats a public swimming pool?
only rich city fuckers have swiming pools...unless you mean the stoiock tank we dug a couple summers back with the blade on the tractor? hell the cows pee in that. why would I care?
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3) the day I see your b00bs, muffy you better be attached to them and handing me another drink while the slow music plays in the background
(I can say that cause the pacific ocean safely seperates us :D)
4) /me runs
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
11-19-2002, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by MAC
the day I see your b00bs, muffy you better be attached to them and handing me another drink while the slow music plays in the background
Is this before or after you make me a sammich? :D
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