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Pianomahnn
11-15-2002, 04:16 PM
Here at Northern Illinois University, in the grand city of DeKalb, IL there is a continual debate over guns in the Universitie's Newspaper. Every few editions someone writes in with an opinion about said topic. This one struck home as just sad.

Keep in mind, all of you are evil rednecks if you own guns.

I'll keep you all posted of more occurances of this, as the anti-gun people seem to have the most horribly written letters to the editors, not to mention the worst facts.



http://www.northernstar.info/forum/articles/111502-your.html

Gun owners - the epitome of public enemy


A few weeks back, Brian Papo wrote a letter to the Star proclaiming his love obsession with firearms. In said letter, the author wondered why, since his guns hadn’t actually killed anyone, everyone was in such a tizzy about gun control. He thought maybe his weapons were broken, and he even hinted that he might go get them checked out to make sure they were operating properly. Well, don’t bother – I’m sure, as you imply, they’re operating just fine.

I simply can’t believe arming the public is an appropriate solution to such issues as terrorism and violent crime. How can more guns possibly encourage peace in this nation, which already is filled with an abundance of gun rack-toting, beer-guzzling, red-necked lunatics? Further, “Armed citizens also keep the government from becoming too powerful,” sounds a bit like our old paranoid friend Theodore “Unabomber” Kaczynski.

The truth is, guns do not make the world safe.

Here are the facts:

n In 2000, over 70 percent of the homicides in the United States were committed with firearms.

n In 2001, well over half of the total robberies involved guns of some sort.

This sad list could, unfortunately, go on and on.

But I think you see my point. More guns on the streets, in the hands of law-abiding citizens or not, isn’t the way to go. More firearms only will promote violence, not deter it. Let’s add to the equation that an overwhelming number of homeowners, when being burglarized, are shot with their own weapons, and I think even the most diehard Charlton Heston fanatic would have to admit that weapons in the home are an especially ineffective means of protection, which seems to contradict every thing stated in the aforementioned letter.

More firearms in the hands of everyone is a fine way to stir up hate and intolerance in one another. After all, if you’re annoying me and I have a weapon in my hand, it’d be relatively easy for me to solve the problem, wouldn’t it? Is that really what we want our society to come to? Do we actually want to live in a community where we have to be fearful of our neighbors getting angry and annihilating us with explosive firearms simply because our dog pee’d on their lawn?

I also find the analogy used equating the public to sheep, and gun offenders to wolves unfortunate. This paranoia is not healthy. It seems the writer of the letter was grasping at straws – looking for any excuse to justify hanging on to the toys. Because, the way I see it, I’m the sheep here, and the gun owners are the wolves, living out their little G.I. Joe fantasies with an NRA membership card in their pockets and a confederate flag flying proudly from their truck’s antennae.

I know it’s cliche, but I’d hope people would want to be part of the solution, not part of the problem. We, as a community, need to come together in an effort to keep guns out of our homes. We need to protect our children and families, and arming ourselves is simply not the way to do this. Drop your weapons in the name of peace, for having people carrying guns around town certainly doesn’t make me feel any safer.


Ron Felten
Senior, English

SatansLeftHand
11-15-2002, 04:20 PM
Dear Ron,

You are an idiot.

Sincerely, Jed

Pianomahnn
11-15-2002, 04:21 PM
I'm going to write to the newspaper, say something similar to what you said, Jed, but do it in a way which will get it published. :p

Venus
11-15-2002, 06:29 PM
Now wait a minute...he has a point.
If we got rid of every gun, there would be gun violence. Boy is he smart.

So what he's saying is that the general public shouldn't be able to own guns period end of story right? Well, does that apply to military, political leaders, police officers, and other authority figures? Cause if not, that could lead to much more problems for this country than we currently have.
So if it gets to the point where I have to fear for my life because my dog peed on my neighbor's lawn, it's not because of guns. It's because of people. At that point, get rid of the gun and I still have to fear for my life because he could come out with a baseball bat and beat me to death.
It's not the gun that kills people. It's the person that kills people

My letter:
Dear Senior,
Being a senior in college, I'd assume you had half a brain. I was sorely mistaken. Please take pitty on our redneck society, and refrain from breeding.

Thank You
Venus
WrenchWench
www.thehypertribe.net

Cruise Director
11-15-2002, 07:12 PM
A few facts you should point out in your letter:

1.) Nobody is trying to "arm" America. We simply want the choice to own firearms. Nobody will make you carry a weapon.

2.)Homicides with guns occur less frequently with adults over age 25 and more often with teens. When you take suicide in to account (over 17,000 in 1999 by firearms), your statistics are shot to hell. (Most kids wanting to kill themselves would complete the task even without a gun.)

3.) In the same year, less than 15,000 people were murdered using firearms.

4.) According to the national safety council, (http://www.nsc.org/lrs/statinfo/odds.htm) your odds of dying in a car wreck are 1 in 77. Your chances of dying by murder by firearm are 1 in 328. You are also more likely to die from accidental poisoning.

Pianomahnn
11-15-2002, 07:29 PM
I was searching through the statistical abstract of the United States in search of useful numerical data, and found that in 2001 3x as many people were killed by electrical current than by handguns.

BAN LIGHTBULBS!!!

Mudflap
11-15-2002, 11:47 PM
Wow. The fact that that newspaper published that letter leads me to conclude that they are pro-gun. Cool.

MAC
11-16-2002, 01:22 AM
I love being an evil redneck
I have to sit at the back of the bus and I can't drink from the brady-fountain but besides that...its pretty cool

p-mahnn if you'd like I would glady proof read your letter and perhaps offer some perspective

after all, I AM the evilest gun owning redneck here

*theMAC gets a torque-sized dip of snuff and mounts a gun rack on the his bassboat infront of his trailerhouse*

Billyman
11-16-2002, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by theMAC
I AM the evilest gun owning redneck here



Ok, I'm not the evilest by any means. But the crack down is usually pointed toward hand guns. Now I've got some rifles (.22, .308, 3030) and a good shot gun (given to me from my dad, an original Sears/Stevens double barrel. They stay at my dads house. I don't hunt anymore so I give him free run of them. For the hand guns. I've one at every checkpoint in the house. In a drawer at/near the back door, in the living room, in the bedroom, in my truck, in the shop out back.

Damn, you know, I have yet to shoot someone.

*Goes and get's another beer*