I normally don't post crap like this

[MAC]

michael jackson lawsuit (http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/2046262?source=Evening%20Standard)

go, read, look

its all quiet sad and I know its tabloid, but its still sad

what got me the most was

"... causing members of the public - who are allowed into the court on a lottery system -..."

I won the lottery!!!

I get to go into a court room with a famous person!!!

woohoo!!!!

then there's this:

"I visualise what I want the concert to look like. I stand in front of the mirror in my bathroom and try out the dance moves. I don't do it in my bedroom because there are lots of games in there and they are noisy. It is a lot quieter in the bathroom.''

thats similar to every kid in the world...but the part about games is a little disturbing

[Escape Artist]

The fact that there are still fans of a child molesting intellectual 10 yr old with his face rotting off that makes shitty pop music is what's really disturbing. Don't even get me started about the so-called vitiligo. :p

[Koliedrus]

That last quote was enough to convince me that clicking the link would ruin my day.

I'll make you a deal, Mac. I'll read up on current political issues, get depressed and come back to this one for a bitter laugh. Right now, I'm in a pretty good mood :D <--- See?

[Koliedrus]

PHHHHHHbbbttt! Ahhhahahahaaa!!!!

Oh my spleen... :D

[Venus]

I just think it's funny that he actually believes people would want to watch these things.

[Pianomahnn]

It's really too bad. That cracker did some good stuff back in the day.

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Venus
I just think it's funny that he actually believes people would want to watch these things.

This is the delicately balanced strand of joviality. I "get it" because I watched Michael Jackson go from cute little kid to horror spectacle. Vanity consumed him.

Is Prince still alive? Sorry. The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

Does anyone give a flying shit?

Ok. I'm getting bitter. I'll stick to reading for now.

[disturbed]

I read in one story about it, I forget where, but they interviewed 2 or 3 12 yr old girls that had won the "jackpot" and got to sit it on the trail for the first day.

[Escape Artist]

Props to missphinx from Asylum for this link...eek:

http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

[Billyman]

Aliens of this sort cannot breath large quantities of oxygen. They must substitute o2 with nitrogen. They have found many different ways of doing this. By nitrogen chewing gum, a simple time releasing capsule that is simply swallowed, and nasal inhalers. Once these alien life forms have went through the metamorphoses of taking on the human form, the alternate body is only good for X amount of years. If they do not transform back to their original form only to take on another human form every so often, they become “stuck” in their current condition, it becomes almost permanent. However, this human form begins to “break down” over time. The mix of oxygenated air and not enough nitrogen causes the aliens body to reject the alternate form. In this “breaking down” process, the human form becomes heavily deformed. It’s the aliens’ body’s natural way of replenishing itself just as our body’s fight off disease.

Here, I'll give you an example.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2002521045,00.jpg
http://www.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2002521046,00.jpg

[Billyman]

Here's another example.
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/CMSIcons/N/000/03/33/Headshot.gif

[Escape Artist]

who the fuck is that, cher? :o

[Koliedrus]

I feel kinda sorry for people who feel so attached to their skin that they would define it as thier greatest attribute. The spotlight shines on a sad, Faustian twist.

I'll let time make me "ugly" while vanity keeps its distance.

My feelings of pity will pass.

*ffffrrrrt*

Sooner than I thought....

(Edit: too much apple juice)

[Escape Artist]

Fuck, I'm ugly already - what can 60 years do but make me even more stubbornly entrenched in the "i don't give a fuck" camp than I already am?