Billyman
11-10-2002, 11:55 PM
Last night, we had a huge 21'st birthday party for Jojo's brother. I think just about everyone got drunk, even Jojo's mom. Hehe, she is teh funny when drinking. Well, I got blistered too but at no point of the evening did I not know what was going on..couldn't exactly see or walk straight, but I knew what was going on. (kinda) ;) Hell, the only reason everyone quit drinking at 4 this morning was because we ran out of booze. Then it was sleepy time. Everyone crashed here. Poeple were laying everywhere when I woke up and the house wasn't in shambles. Woohoo!
I remembered everything right on up to the point where (this is where the "kinda" comes in) I took of my clothes and brushed my teeth for bed. I have no recollection of makeing the 15 foot journey to the bed. When I woke up a few hours later to go pee and stepped onto the floor, the pain shot up my leg and slapped my in the face. I limped into the bathroom and turned on the light to see. My goddamn toe was broken! My goddamn toe! Now I've broken toe's before but this mofo hurts. Ugly little fucker too.
I've played the events over and over in my head trying to figure out when and how my beloved toe has been so wronged. For the life of me, I can't remember nothing about it...which leads me to only one conclusion...I've been purposely maimed. Someone snuck into my room while I was sleeping with the intentions of hobbleing me. I have no choice but to launch a full investigation to find the person responsible for this horrid deed and execute them. I will not take this lying down, I will stand on my own two feet!
I'll just be in much pain while doing it.:(
We'll see who gets the last laugh Mr. Hobbler person!!!111
I remembered everything right on up to the point where (this is where the "kinda" comes in) I took of my clothes and brushed my teeth for bed. I have no recollection of makeing the 15 foot journey to the bed. When I woke up a few hours later to go pee and stepped onto the floor, the pain shot up my leg and slapped my in the face. I limped into the bathroom and turned on the light to see. My goddamn toe was broken! My goddamn toe! Now I've broken toe's before but this mofo hurts. Ugly little fucker too.
I've played the events over and over in my head trying to figure out when and how my beloved toe has been so wronged. For the life of me, I can't remember nothing about it...which leads me to only one conclusion...I've been purposely maimed. Someone snuck into my room while I was sleeping with the intentions of hobbleing me. I have no choice but to launch a full investigation to find the person responsible for this horrid deed and execute them. I will not take this lying down, I will stand on my own two feet!
I'll just be in much pain while doing it.:(
We'll see who gets the last laugh Mr. Hobbler person!!!111