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Billyman
11-10-2002, 11:55 PM
Last night, we had a huge 21'st birthday party for Jojo's brother. I think just about everyone got drunk, even Jojo's mom. Hehe, she is teh funny when drinking. Well, I got blistered too but at no point of the evening did I not know what was going on..couldn't exactly see or walk straight, but I knew what was going on. (kinda) ;) Hell, the only reason everyone quit drinking at 4 this morning was because we ran out of booze. Then it was sleepy time. Everyone crashed here. Poeple were laying everywhere when I woke up and the house wasn't in shambles. Woohoo!

I remembered everything right on up to the point where (this is where the "kinda" comes in) I took of my clothes and brushed my teeth for bed. I have no recollection of makeing the 15 foot journey to the bed. When I woke up a few hours later to go pee and stepped onto the floor, the pain shot up my leg and slapped my in the face. I limped into the bathroom and turned on the light to see. My goddamn toe was broken! My goddamn toe! Now I've broken toe's before but this mofo hurts. Ugly little fucker too.

I've played the events over and over in my head trying to figure out when and how my beloved toe has been so wronged. For the life of me, I can't remember nothing about it...which leads me to only one conclusion...I've been purposely maimed. Someone snuck into my room while I was sleeping with the intentions of hobbleing me. I have no choice but to launch a full investigation to find the person responsible for this horrid deed and execute them. I will not take this lying down, I will stand on my own two feet!
I'll just be in much pain while doing it.:(

We'll see who gets the last laugh Mr. Hobbler person!!!111

Escape Artist
11-11-2002, 12:50 AM
BAD BILLY!

Kill teh culprit!! :mad:

Mudflap
11-11-2002, 03:14 AM
t'was the one armed man

MAC
11-11-2002, 05:01 AM
*theMAC scratches his head*

....simon or richard kimble?

billy........................................

have you ruled out

abduction

Billyman
11-11-2002, 05:15 AM
Hmm, it hasn't even crossed my mind until now. Hmmm, hmmm, there is that possibility isn't there. Hmmm, Imma get to the bottom of this shit!

Asmodeus
11-11-2002, 03:43 PM
Who's super hard head did you kick?

Of all my adventures, and those I have heard of by many upon many peoples, finding a broken toe after a night of revelry I have to say is the most common- besides having a splitting headache.

I have seen this a few times myself. A guy- or gal- gets drunk and having a good time, and starts playing around, horsing around or whatever. They inevitably kick something. And of course it doesn't hurt at the moment- aka booze. But it sure does make yer butt pucker the next morning... and the next and the next... you get the idear.

So I ask again- what or who did you kick?

Billyman
11-11-2002, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Asmodeus


So I ask again- what or who did you kick?

It was aliens damnit!

Asmodeus
11-12-2002, 12:24 AM
AHhh, ok. You kicked EA. Did he call you a fag again or...?

Koliedrus
11-12-2002, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Billyman
It was aliens damnit!

The broken toe takes your mind off of your colon. Ignore the nosebleed. It's due to weather changes.

You should start feeling sleepy in a few minutes. It's normal.

MAC
11-12-2002, 06:39 PM
*theMAC runs in with his tinfoil hat on*

the gov't knows all about it!!!!
they've known all along!!!

HAVEN'T YOU BEEN READING MY POSTS IN VOICES?

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

we can't hide

we can't run

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Venus
11-12-2002, 11:16 PM
Tehehehehehehehee