Make the Pie Higher

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George Bush. It was compiled and arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.

Make the Pie Higher

by George W. Bush
Edited by Richard Thompson

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

[SimpleSimon]

Ha Ha Ha!

I fucking love it!

[gone away]

it's a dark dark time

[Asmodeus]

Cute, I admite. But durn, shouldn't some people find useful things to do with their time? I mean damn. How long did it take that guy to collect all this and then order them, etc?

I may be in a bad mood but sounds like someone needs to get a real job.

[Rabble Rouser]

I also wonder how people find the time, but that brought a much needed laugh. :D

[MAC]

Originally posted by gone away
it's a dark dark time

Thou, not neceassarily for the same reasons, I have to agree with GA.

:(

[Koliedrus]

It's kinda like walking through a dark alley, whistling away the fear knowing that your guardian angel will take point and then finding out that your angel is "challenged".

My Dad once told me that he thought I might one day become President.

No offense, Daddy, but I'm fine right where I am, thank you.