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VenoM
04-13-2001, 10:54 AM
<FONT COLOR="Red">It's good friday on friday the 13th http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif</FONT c>

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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
04-13-2001, 10:55 AM
How dare they close the fucking bars!

Rabble Rouser
04-13-2001, 10:56 AM
<FONT size="6">YEEEE-HAAAA!!!</FONT s>

I can't WAIT to tell the devout Christians that! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Deadpool
04-13-2001, 11:06 AM
Ok, I got a kitchen knife. Now alls I need is a friggen hockey mask and some victims.

Rabble Rouser
04-13-2001, 11:29 AM
*hides*

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Koliedrus
04-13-2001, 11:34 AM
Hmmm. Superstition, religion and coincidence all wrapped up in one tidy package. If you believe in one of those concepts, chances are that the other two follow close behind.

Trinity of Terror or Transcendental Triviality?

If something spooky happens today, I'm investing in garlic and crosses.

Deadpool
04-13-2001, 11:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
Hmmm. Superstition, religion and coincidence all wrapped up in one tidy package. If you believe in one of those concepts, chances are that the other two follow close behind.

Trinity of Terror or Transcendental Triviality?

If something spooky happens today, I'm investing in garlic and crosses.[/quote]

Coincidence kol, coincidence? I think not.
BTW I found my hockey mask. *Stares at Kol with an evil grin*

Koliedrus
04-13-2001, 11:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:

Coincidence kol, coincidence? I think not.
BTW I found my hockey mask. *Stares at Kol with an evil grin*

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Ok, fuck the garlic. I'm loading my Winchester and aiming for hockey masks.

MAC
04-13-2001, 01:30 PM
Oh shit!
I hope the planets aren't aligned.
I'd better call my psyhcic advisor and get my lottery #'s.

I think I just heard a noise.......

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Pianomahnn
04-13-2001, 01:45 PM
Damn...

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Time Slipping
04-13-2001, 02:43 PM
Superstition meets true religion. A day for all types, Christians and heathens......... isn't it wonderful. Don't worry, the world won't end, its already Saturday here.............

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King Bastard
04-13-2001, 03:52 PM
<FONT COLOR="Red">Thank the Creator for the International Date Line....


OH SHIT, IT'S THE LANGOLIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!</FONT c>

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Sirus
04-13-2001, 04:14 PM
I'm going down to Dover to check out all the cool bikes! (The Hell's Angeles meet there every Friday 13th)

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SexKitten
04-13-2001, 05:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Sirus:
I'm going down to Dover to check out all the cool bikes! (The Hell's Angeles meet there every Friday 13th)

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My stepdads there

about the friday the 13th thing...This is gonna be funny. My grandmother is a very religious person and she goes to church on Good Friday. BUT shes also very superstitious and literally does not leave her house on Friday the 13th...hrmmmm i cant wait to see how this works out.



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estero
04-13-2001, 05:19 PM
<font color=pink>I'm going to church.

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SexKitten
04-13-2001, 05:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SexKitten:
about the friday the 13th thing...This is gonna be funny. My grandmother is a very religious person and she goes to church on Good Friday. BUT shes also very superstitious and literally does not leave her house on Friday the 13th...hrmmmm i cant wait to see how this works out.

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Can you say "neurosis"? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif


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THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS Grandma...



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MAC
04-13-2001, 08:01 PM
My Italian Grandma is devout Roman Catholic.
Never misses mass.
80 some odd years of never missing mass.
One year I called her and explained that we were coming over on Christmas day instead of Christmas eve because we were having my wife's family over for a big ham.
She says "I don't know what religion you are, but we don't eat red meat on the night jesus was born."
I should mention she eats the dandilions out of her front yard.
She had fit when the movie Star Wars came out because of this "Force" they talked about.
It had to be Satan.

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Deadpool
04-13-2001, 08:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
My Italian Grandma is devout Roman Catholic.
Never misses mass.
80 some odd years of never missing mass.
One year I called her and explained that we were coming over on Christmas day instead of Christmas eve because we were having my wife's family over for a big ham.
She says "I don't know what religion you are, but we don't eat red meat on the night jesus was born."
I should mention she eats the dandilions out of her front yard.
She had fit when the movie Star Wars came out because of this "Force" they talked about.
It had to be Satan.

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The "Force" thing in StarWars is based on Taoist philosophies.

HOLD STILL, theMAC! Im trying to practice my stabbing.

MAC
04-13-2001, 09:07 PM
AAAAGGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
*screams like a bitch*

Help, he's still after me.
*runs for life*
Please lord forgive me for being a stupid red headed fucker.
Forgive me for not listening to what other people had to say.
Forgive me for all the times I had too much fun in the shower.
Forgive me acting too busy to visit the elderly.

*continues screaming like a bitch*

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