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melon
04-12-2001, 09:15 PM
i think the thought of a screwdriver stuck in the palm of my hand is more painful, mentaly speaking, than anything.
i never had a screwdriver through my hand, so i can only make assumptions.
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Cruise Director
04-12-2001, 09:24 PM
So here I sit, with my finger in my nose... confused as to whether or not I should clap. Was this one of those "artistic" posts?
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abs0lutionCFH
04-13-2001, 09:11 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by melon:
i think the thought of a screwdriver stuck in the palm of my hand is more painful, mentaly speaking, than anything.
i never had a screwdriver through my hand, so i can only make assumptions.
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how about a screwdrive stuck in your nutsack? that seems more painful
3MTA3
04-13-2001, 09:45 AM
Well...if you wanna test yer toughness, fill a cooler about halfway with ice and then pour cold water in untill its enough to cover yer hand up to yer forearm if you submerged it...get a stopwatch...and put yer fucking hand in there...leave it...and dont move it around...hold it still and open...
If you go 2 minutes, congratulate yerself cause yer a tough mother fucker like me(it helps to have an equally brazen and stupid friend doing this with you, the two of you can laugh about the horrible pain while its happening!!)...5 mins will prolly cause permanent damage so dont fuck around...
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VenoM
04-13-2001, 10:46 AM
<FONT COLOR="Red">sorry but this kinda reminded me of something that happened to me when i was like 3 yrs old, and yes, I DO FUCKING REMEMBER IT.
u guys know of those little fucking screwdrivers that are used to repair eye-glasses? well, imagine one of those getting lost within a korean family...(ie. 2" thick carpets) and one lil 3yr old aZn running around. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif and yes, i did find them.
it fucking pierced thru the heel of my left foot, sticking about an 1" thru the top. all i can remember is me screaming while my dad ripped it out with his hands. insane isn't it? Now u know what makes me ... me http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif I blame it all on the screwdriver http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif </FONT c>
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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
04-13-2001, 10:53 AM
Try giving birth! Ha, I have you all licked. Think of passing something the size of a golf ball out of the eye of your penis, and then you might understand what having a child feels like. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
Deadpool
04-13-2001, 10:58 AM
You mean something like this muffy? : http://wall.rotten.com/golfballdick.html http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/ Oh whatever, you like it.
Did I tell you about the time I was killed in the Korean war?.......
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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
04-13-2001, 11:02 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:
You mean something like this muffy? : http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/
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http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif Fuck... surely thats not healthy...
Deadpool
04-13-2001, 11:16 AM
What a good idea! Next time I want to increase the size of my already ridiculously large penis, I'll shove a bottle up my urethra. Pure genius.
Pianomahnn
04-13-2001, 01:49 PM
Fuck a screwdrive...I encountered a crow bar when I was 10.
Right through my hand. Blood. Broken bones. And Stitches. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Time Slipping
04-13-2001, 02:32 PM
Bullet through the sholdur and calf also hurts like a bitch...............
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Nothin superhuman about my tolerance to physical pain but I will tell you that a "let's just be friends" through the ol' ear feels a lot like an ice pick and an "I think we should see other people" in the car might as well be you going through the windshield.
Now that shit hurts. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
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