Product names

[Koliedrus]

On a recent trip to the market, I noticed a disturbingly large number of products that seem to have been named by minimum-wage agencies. I'll carry a notebook next time.

Three products come to mind:

1. Flashing Fruit
(a Hi-C punch drink, not a reference to a homosexual in a raincoat)

2. High Tide Gatorade
(Have you ever been to the beach?! They should put a seaslug in the bottle to indicate freshness)

3. Whites Only produced by Deb El foods

I could spend all day on that one.

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:


3. Whites Only produced by Deb El foods

I could spend all day on that one.[/quote]

is that some kind of egg product or something?

[skalie]

In the Netherlands powder sugar and brown sugar and called 'White Barsterd' and 'Brown Barsterd' sugar.

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:


3. Whites Only produced by Deb El foods

I could spend all day on that one.[/quote]

is that some kind of egg product or something? [/quote]

Yes'm.

Another one just came to mind.

A cat litter product has a picture of a feline reclined on a pillow with eyes closed.

The name: "Scoop and Clean"

To me, it sounded like a fucking command. Made me want to drop-kick the box.

[PB]

Well If i ever see a guy steadily kicking the kitty litter... i'll know it's you..

[PB]

Well what about the feminine hygiene products... I never understood it...

FDS - supposed to mean Feminine Deodorant Spray... Too me.. it means.. Fuck Da Soap!

OR what's up with the Green Katsup? i just can't bring myself to eat green katsup..

Or those candies.. Good and Plenty.. makes me think of a chunky stripper not a licorice candy.

[Deadpool]

YOU WANNA SEE FUCKED UP PRODUCT NAMES? Click here: http://www.engrish.com/

I need to go git me sum Hello Kitty douche.

[disturbed]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:
OR what's up with the Green Katsup? i just can't bring myself to eat green katsup..
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my little brother is obsessed with that stuff. he won't even eat the regular kind now. it's all about marketing.

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[Koliedrus]

First I cringed. Then I laughed. Then I just shook my head.

No, thank you (http://www.candystand.com/planters/nutpoppers_countdown.asp). :slap:

Genius.


(Note: In case you're wondering why this thread is badly formatted, it was originally posted when we were using UBB.)

[PB]

ok.. that gave me a pretty good laugh for the day.

[Koliedrus]

Priceless, ain't 'em :D

[Cruise Director]

Makes me wonder what planet the ad agency is on. Are these people that ignorant or is my mind just that close to the gutter?

[Koliedrus]

Here's one I like: Linux (http://www-3.ibm.com/e-business/doc/content/ondemand/prodigy_transcript.html)

The TV spot was well done (IMHO).

It opens several issues at once. Some are unintentional.

What happens when the child grows up?

Who will be it's teachers?

When it's time, will it leave the nest? Will it call home?

It was a seed in one person's mind. Now, as you can easily see, it's ALIVE.

[Koliedrus]

Grandma Nut (http://boardgamecentral.com/games/candyland.html).

I heard "Gramma Nut"

I wonder if she munches Nut Poppers..

[rage]

Candy Land! I grew up on that board game!!!! I used to love that game....

man...good times, good times...

[Venus]

I think I ought to get Candy Land for my daughter.

[Koliedrus]

I've never had this in my mouth: thing (http://www.majorpeters.com/)

Also, the Stauffer company makes animal cracker container in the shape of a bear.

"Bear Jugs", they're called. I handled several last night.