Reach out and "touch" someone.

[Cruise Director]

I hate the fucking telephone. I have fond memories of being a child and anticipating the ringing of the telephone. A loved one or friend of the family was usually on the other end, sharing their day; whatever. Now when it rings, I cringe.

It seems that anymore, at least 60% of my phone calls are from people I don't even know, let alone do I want to talk to them. I have to pay 7.00 per month for a caller-I.D. so I don't have to talk to them. Now, the local phone company offers a service to curb phone solicitors from calling your house. Guess how I heard about the idea?!?!?! A FUCKING PHONE SOLICITOR CALL!!
I think the damn phone company is in on the conspiracy.

If any of you work as telemarketers, please take this personally:

1. I don't need any auto glass
2. I rent, therefore I need not refinance
3. I'm not interested in completing your survey.
4. I don't want to renew any subscriptions through you.
5. Fuck your charity. If you were sincere, you'd have the balls to come to my house.
6. Why do you want to "verify that my billing information is correct" on my credit card? Haven't you been getting my payments?
7. I'm happy with my long distance company.
8. When I wrote "CANCEL" on my BMG Music card, it really did mean I wanted to cancel.
9. No, you can NOT count on my support for the upcoming election.
10. There is no "Mrs. Cruise." Do your damn homework before you try and sell to me.
11. I'm not interested in estate planning. I'm not dead yet.

The only reasons a stranger should call my house is to tell me that:
A.) Beer is on sale at their local supermarket.
B.) They're giving discount blow-jobs.

"Reach out and touch someone" my ass...
"Reach out and BLOW MY HORN!!!"

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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

Oh christ! I can so totally relate... I hate phones, they are evil... I have a cellphone because my friends decided to get me one as they could never get hold of me on my land line (well duh, I kind of planned it that way)... so far I have thrown it against several walls, run it over, hit it with various objects, thrown it out of the top story of a 15 story building, 'accidentally' lost it... and the fucker still wont die. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
This year, my friends brought me a zebra fur carry case for my phone that can clip on to my bag, so that I don't leave it behind http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif
I think its a conspiracy.

[Koliedrus]

Here (http://www.verinet.com/~geoff/Enigma/index.html) ya go. This'll make things all better http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Bumox]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
I hate the fucking telephone. I have fond memories of being a child and anticipating the ringing of the telephone. A loved one or friend of the family was usually on the other end, sharing their day; whatever. Now when it rings, I cringe.

It seems that anymore, at least 60% of my phone calls are from people I don't even know, let alone do I want to talk to them. I have to pay 7.00 per month for a caller-I.D. so I don't have to talk to them. Now, the local phone company offers a service to curb phone solicitors from calling your house. Guess how I heard about the idea?!?!?! A FUCKING PHONE SOLICITOR CALL!!
I think the damn phone company is in on the conspiracy.

If any of you work as telemarketers, please take this personally:

1. I don't need any auto glass
2. I rent, therefore I need not refinance
3. I'm not interested in completing your survey.
4. I don't want to renew any subscriptions through you.
5. Fuck your charity. If you were sincere, you'd have the balls to come to my house.
6. Why do you want to "verify that my billing information is correct" on my credit card? Haven't you been getting my payments?
7. I'm happy with my long distance company.
8. When I wrote "CANCEL" on my BMG Music card, it really did mean I wanted to cancel.
9. No, you can NOT count on my support for the upcoming election.
10. There is no "Mrs. Cruise." Do your damn homework before you try and sell to me.
11. I'm not interested in estate planning. I'm not dead yet.

The only reasons a stranger should call my house is to tell me that:
A.) Beer is on sale at their local supermarket.
B.) They're giving discount blow-jobs.

"Reach out and touch someone" my ass...
"Reach out and BLOW MY HORN!!!"

[/quote]


Preach on my brother!!



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[MAC]

I am also sickened by the telephone.

Not because it rings.

Because it rings when you're trying to shit.
When you're trying to leave.
When you're trying to sleep.
When you're trying to eat.
When you're trying to work.
And
Inevitably
When you're trying to make sweet, sweet love.

And then once you hate that.....
NEED to call someone....
You can't get them.
They're not there to answer.

A cell phone would explain a lot about Muffy.
Radiation, you know.


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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:

A cell phone would explain a lot about Muffy.
Radiation, you know.
[/quote]
Go fuck yourself, redneck.

[MAC]

I share a deep respect for you too Muffy.
Your like a greek character hubrised with the cell phone that won't die.

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[PB]

Since I got a new number, I don't even answer my phone half the time just let the machine get it, if it is someone that calls you regularly and wants to talk to you, they will know what to do! I always get bad news early in the morning, so when my phone rings in the middle of the night or before 7 am.. i don't want to answer it in fear.. That's a nasty feeling ... but i talk to people for a living.. not telemarketing but am on the phone all day... did i mention i hate it?

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I find you annoying, and weird... and you don't seem to grasp basic concepts too easily.

[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:
... but i talk to people for a living.. not telemarketing but am on the phone all day... [/quote]


Sex line?

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:
... but i talk to people for a living.. not telemarketing but am on the phone all day... [/quote]


Sex line?[/quote]

no.... work for Isp.

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
I find you annoying, and weird... and you don't seem to grasp basic concepts too easily.[/quote]

Who me>? FUCK OFF!!! I don't give a shit what you think... know how to work the back, up, and down buttons on your keyboard don't you ? And don't worry about my grasp until it my hands around your throat!

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:

Who me>? FUCK OFF!!! I don't give a shit what you think... know how to work the back, up, and down buttons on your keyboard don't you ? And don't worry about my grasp until it my hands around your throat!

[/quote]
Um... no. That was directed to MAC. Heh.

[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
Um... no. That was directed to MAC. Heh.
[/quote]

Bollocks you're just scared.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

[PB]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch:

Who me>? FUCK OFF!!! I don't give a shit what you think... know how to work the back, up, and down buttons on your keyboard don't you ? And don't worry about my grasp until it my hands around your throat!

[/quote]
Um... no. That was directed to MAC. Heh.

[/quote]


ok.. i was like damn.. just got here, already somebody has something crazy to say! *slowly unwraps fingers from neck* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[SexKitten]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:
I hate the fucking telephone. I have fond memories of being a child and anticipating the ringing of the telephone. A loved one or friend of the family was usually on the other end, sharing their day; whatever. Now when it rings, I cringe.

It seems that anymore, at least 60% of my phone calls are from people I don't even know, let alone do I want to talk to them. I have to pay 7.00 per month for a caller-I.D. so I don't have to talk to them. Now, the local phone company offers a service to curb phone solicitors from calling your house. Guess how I heard about the idea?!?!?! A FUCKING PHONE SOLICITOR CALL!!
I think the damn phone company is in on the conspiracy.

If any of you work as telemarketers, please take this personally:

1. I don't need any auto glass
2. I rent, therefore I need not refinance
3. I'm not interested in completing your survey.
4. I don't want to renew any subscriptions through you.
5. Fuck your charity. If you were sincere, you'd have the balls to come to my house.
6. Why do you want to "verify that my billing information is correct" on my credit card? Haven't you been getting my payments?
7. I'm happy with my long distance company.
8. When I wrote "CANCEL" on my BMG Music card, it really did mean I wanted to cancel.
9. No, you can NOT count on my support for the upcoming election.
10. There is no "Mrs. Cruise." Do your damn homework before you try and sell to me.
11. I'm not interested in estate planning. I'm not dead yet.

The only reasons a stranger should call my house is to tell me that:
A.) Beer is on sale at their local supermarket.
B.) They're giving discount blow-jobs.

"Reach out and touch someone" my ass...
"Reach out and BLOW MY HORN!!!"

[/quote]

this is just ONE more reason why my stepmother shoudl be killed. she is a telemarketer!


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[Rabble Rouser]

*applauds Cruise*

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[MAC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
I find you annoying, and weird... and you don't seem to grasp basic concepts too easily.[/quote]

I believe this was directed at me.

Sorry Muffy, didn't mean to cause you any trouble. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif


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