My Puter is a piece of junk

[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">I won't be back online until the damn thing is fixed. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe next year. Till then, I'll catch up on my yard work instead of fucking off on the internet. You folks hold the fort down. I'll be back...eventually.</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Even the losers...
Get lucky sometimes.</FONT c>

[Rabble Rouser]

Come back, muddy! Come back!

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"You can't post that on the internet! You don't know if it's true!" - Lisa

[Koliedrus]

You have 48 hours to report before we list you on the MIA/AWOL list.

(where did I put that damned thing...)

If nothing else, call 1-800-699-2466 and leave me a message so I can let others know you're still breathing. My mailbox # is 565-433-7871 (koliedrus1).

Good luck. Then again, you probably can't read this. I suppose it's too late to ask you to mow my lawn while you're at it.

[MAC]

I tried using a oiuji board to contact Mudflap but I kept getting Elvis and JFK talking about womens shoes.
*shudder*

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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