Asmodeus
10-02-2002, 02:08 AM
The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the SSF (Southern Special Forces.) A unique combining of the Southern US's forces.
Billy Bob(Arkansas), Bubba(Tennessee), Boo(Lousiana), Scooter(Mississippi), Cooter(Georgia) and Junior(Texas) are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbecue.
And most importantly...
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
The military estimate is the mission- thus the Taliban(Al-Qaida)- should be over in under a week.
How about them there apples?? Think it would werk?
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the SSF (Southern Special Forces.) A unique combining of the Southern US's forces.
Billy Bob(Arkansas), Bubba(Tennessee), Boo(Lousiana), Scooter(Mississippi), Cooter(Georgia) and Junior(Texas) are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbecue.
And most importantly...
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
The military estimate is the mission- thus the Taliban(Al-Qaida)- should be over in under a week.
How about them there apples?? Think it would werk?