I knew it. I knew it.

[Asmodeus]

God's a smoker.

How else do you explain the cigrarette that almost flew down my shirt today?

I was on the roof of the skool getting some sun- well trying to with all the pollution kinda makes it a moot point. When all of a sudden a cigarette comes flying down from the sky.

And yes, the first thing that went thu my brain was that God is a smoker... but He is a lousy flicker. :D

I am guessing a helicopter went by a few minutes before and someone flicked it out and it eventually made it's way beside my foot on the roof of the skool.

Or...

God really is a smoker. :D

[Asmodeus]

Oh, and it was a Marlboro too.

Well, the MArlboro Man is dead. Maybe he is God...

Hmmm.....

[Venus]

No, the Marlboro Man is not God. However, just cause he died doesn't mean he quit smoking! See, if Heaven's paridise, you could smoke all you want and not have any problems! I'll bet they laughed at you too!

[MAC]

goddamn smokers....

[Asmodeus]

At least it wasn't a beer.

[GoFuckYourselves!]

Did you ever stop to think that maybe god was disturbing you just at the moment you would have otherwise fallen asleep and rolled off the roof?

[Asmodeus]

If that was the case then He has an even worse case of timing than He does of flicking ability.

Well, considering it had been about 15 minutes since I had already jumped down from the railing. I jumped up on the railing to get a good looksee around- and to make fun of the construction workers across the street. They have an oil drill rig circa 1940 and are using it to drive steel pylons/gurters into the cement for support of a new building.

I made fun of them when they are trying to just force the durn things into the cement. That's what that big drill bit looking thing is for. It is supposed to spin, thus go into the ground or whatever you are on at the time. The bit never spun once and they spent over an hour trying to drive it down not even 1 foot.

I found it funny.

Then I jumped down and had my face to the sky. The the cig comes flying down...

What was I talking about?

[zim]

just think about it, the building you were on TOP of, was probably built by people no more competent than them...

When they do figure out the machine, and get it to spin, and destroy the supports while implanting them... take a picture of em. I wanna see it and show it to my structural engineering professors.

[Venus]

Originally posted by theMAC
goddamn smokers....

Problem sir?

[Asmodeus]

Umm, DT, I would, but I am afraid of the Wiley Coyote Law. You know, when everything works just fine etc then all of a sudden he(you) realizes that it shouldnt, and it don't. Thus when he walks off a cliff. He goes perty good till he realizes where he is. Then he falls.

I am afraid something liek this will happen if I dig too deeply in their structural engineering. Like, the building falling while I am on the roof, etc. Course, that would be one hell of a ride. I just don't wanna do it at the moment. Not till I have had a few more decades under my belt.