TokenCracker
01-06-2001, 10:54 AM
I had a lucid dream while back. It was about this time last year and I was sleeping after getting really high by myself with 2 blunts worth of lased stuff, smoked in a bong. I had eaten a whole cheese cake pie by myself after smoking the fat twenty bag. I went to sleep in the middle of Late Night with Conan O'brien, and i drank ginger ale but I normally drink mountain dew. So as I am avoiding the awful truth (sleeping) I (seemingly) wake up, and it was most unussual that I jerked off onto a page of a J Crew catalog, the page with no women pictorials but only women's bikinis laid out in rows on the page with prices, and I usually use a page with a picture of a bitch.
So after that weird episode in which I use my imagination in my sleep and jerk off to a siloette, I return to bed. There was a hot blond girl (with curly hair) sleeping on my bed chest down, completly naked with no covers over her. It was easy to see that her asshole was open like a pipe. I lay down and play a role playing game on Super Nintendo, I have not played one of those in a few years. I stop (and save) my game to get up and go to my computer and post 80 something (overly retouched) pictures of a girl named Tiffany. I go back to bed and back slip easily back into sleep and I have dream about my childhood - but its not my childhood, its all from the beginning of BASEketball I thought to myself as I watched it on the widescreen in my head, but I still managed to bullshit myself into thinking it was really mine.
I woke up later as an 8 year old living in Futurama. A robot walked in my direction and scared me to death because it looked as creepy as the terminator robot walking through that hall inside the software factory, in the first terminator movie. This robots name was stileBOT (it had a sticker with a mad face) but it resembled a condom machine with bender type legs and arms attached. I had a heart attack from the scare of the robot and the enema of slurm cola that a spider like machine forced onto me, and then restrained me while the stileBOT seemed to drink the cola from my ass, then it grabbed my cock an pulled a large ammount of my intestines out with it and then choked me to death because the heart attack only caused an unbelveable ammount of pain in my chest.
On that note, I awoke in my sleep and my cock was rock hard and it felt like the skin on it was about to tear. Now, without even thinking that there was a woman laying in the bed with a fucked up asshole (now laying more onto her right side), I roll over and my cock falls right onto the far left side of her (righthand side) asscheek, and as I finish rolling onto my right side, her asscheek guides my cock into her asshole, and I do not even acknowledge this at the time and I lay there for a few minutes and then have an orgasm and go to sleep only to be woken up before The Today Show comes on, when in real life I am listening to Later while having this dream.
I was only woken up in the dream because of the girl, who I now recognise to be Amaya from The Real World Hawaii and The Road Rules/Real World Challenge, getting out of bed, and my (still rock hard) cock gets yanked out of her ass and she bitches at me for putting my dick in her ass. I find out during this time that she has an English accent, and her titties look even bigger and better now because they are not covered up. I roll over and jack off on the bed while she goes into the bathroom to put a hair dryer into her cunt and cut it onto "max." I cum on the bed after two strokes without even flexing my dick or putting forth any energy at all and then I stop breathing and wake up (for real) and wonder how long i'd been asleep, why all they lights are on, and why work is paging me when I have not even been home 5 hours.
That was really fucked up but it is an absolutely true story because I had this dream. I don't enjoy typing this much about dreams, I ussualy keep dreams to myself as i'm sure many people do. I hope this gets read more now then it did in the "uh...yeah" thread about lucid dreaming, started by Zombie. This is reader friendly now and I fixed the spelling and paragraph break problem. Was this story worth it?
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So after that weird episode in which I use my imagination in my sleep and jerk off to a siloette, I return to bed. There was a hot blond girl (with curly hair) sleeping on my bed chest down, completly naked with no covers over her. It was easy to see that her asshole was open like a pipe. I lay down and play a role playing game on Super Nintendo, I have not played one of those in a few years. I stop (and save) my game to get up and go to my computer and post 80 something (overly retouched) pictures of a girl named Tiffany. I go back to bed and back slip easily back into sleep and I have dream about my childhood - but its not my childhood, its all from the beginning of BASEketball I thought to myself as I watched it on the widescreen in my head, but I still managed to bullshit myself into thinking it was really mine.
I woke up later as an 8 year old living in Futurama. A robot walked in my direction and scared me to death because it looked as creepy as the terminator robot walking through that hall inside the software factory, in the first terminator movie. This robots name was stileBOT (it had a sticker with a mad face) but it resembled a condom machine with bender type legs and arms attached. I had a heart attack from the scare of the robot and the enema of slurm cola that a spider like machine forced onto me, and then restrained me while the stileBOT seemed to drink the cola from my ass, then it grabbed my cock an pulled a large ammount of my intestines out with it and then choked me to death because the heart attack only caused an unbelveable ammount of pain in my chest.
On that note, I awoke in my sleep and my cock was rock hard and it felt like the skin on it was about to tear. Now, without even thinking that there was a woman laying in the bed with a fucked up asshole (now laying more onto her right side), I roll over and my cock falls right onto the far left side of her (righthand side) asscheek, and as I finish rolling onto my right side, her asscheek guides my cock into her asshole, and I do not even acknowledge this at the time and I lay there for a few minutes and then have an orgasm and go to sleep only to be woken up before The Today Show comes on, when in real life I am listening to Later while having this dream.
I was only woken up in the dream because of the girl, who I now recognise to be Amaya from The Real World Hawaii and The Road Rules/Real World Challenge, getting out of bed, and my (still rock hard) cock gets yanked out of her ass and she bitches at me for putting my dick in her ass. I find out during this time that she has an English accent, and her titties look even bigger and better now because they are not covered up. I roll over and jack off on the bed while she goes into the bathroom to put a hair dryer into her cunt and cut it onto "max." I cum on the bed after two strokes without even flexing my dick or putting forth any energy at all and then I stop breathing and wake up (for real) and wonder how long i'd been asleep, why all they lights are on, and why work is paging me when I have not even been home 5 hours.
That was really fucked up but it is an absolutely true story because I had this dream. I don't enjoy typing this much about dreams, I ussualy keep dreams to myself as i'm sure many people do. I hope this gets read more now then it did in the "uh...yeah" thread about lucid dreaming, started by Zombie. This is reader friendly now and I fixed the spelling and paragraph break problem. Was this story worth it?
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