Well hell

[Asmodeus]

I told them I don't want anything to do with kindergarten- but they saddled me with one anyway.

I am not sure if I should be offended enough to leave or play the mad hatter for a while.

Oh, the class so you will understand why I used that term.

I, the eminent sage and junkie of misadventurs, Asmodeus, will now be teaching Science. BWAHAHAHAHA... that was supposed to sound rather like a mad scientist but it just sounded warped. Oh well...

I get to teach unsuspecting little shits- who don't understand English by the way- how to turn their sister's hair green, how to make plastic explosives using household chemicals, and all kinds of other nifty little things I learned from the Anarchist's Cookbook and RW- who I think wrote the durn thing.

What the hell is the world coming to?

I dunno. I hate kindy, but I do get to play the mad scientist for a while. Hmmm, what will I show them first?

[Koliedrus]

Baking soda and lemon juice is a safe start. Kids love that shit. Maybe eydroppers and little piles of baking soda for each.

Err... I'm assuming you're not expected to be part of the janitorial staff.

Think small. Think action and reaction. Blow up a balloon and release it.

Spheres of wood or metal moving and imparting energy from one to another.

Inclined planes.

Leverage. "This is called the fulcrum."

Playground. Centrifugal force. Hold a volunteer by the armpits as they clasp your arms. Spin. Get dizzy. Laugh.

Think small.

[Asmodeus]

I gotta check what parameters I am saddled with to start. And if I have to use a textbook or not.

I have also been told by the other teachers doing kindy science class, that I have to show them how to do stuff cause they are clueless.

Hey, anyone got the Anarchist's Cookbook and a scanner? Mind sending me some kewl stuff?

Or just idears will work too.