Sex Probing Tools

[FallenAngel]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (http://www.bigappleherp.com/bigappleherp.filereader?3acd592c04102b56271dd143c8c60660+EN/products/350105)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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And one time at band camp...

[Minimaul]

Some people scare me . And those people that scare me are the people that use those , for pleasure.

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[Time Slipping]

Sometimes I wonder God's purpose for people. Maybe he doesn't like oxygen, so he creates dickheads to use it up. I don't know.

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[Rabble Rouser]

Get those bastards out of my toybox!!! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

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"You can't post that on the internet! You don't know if it's true!" - Lisa

[VenoM]

<FONT COLOR="Red">Quote: "We, at Big Apple, have used these probes many times... we consider them to be amongst the best probes on the market" WTF O_o</FONT c>

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[skalie]

With the title 'Herpetological' I just assumed the website was about sex diseases and penis probes.

Untill I went to order a T-shirt. Reptiles huh.

[Time Slipping]

OK.........................

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[MAC]

Um.....
I know you all are kidding, but I'll pretend one of you actually needs to know this.

Herpetology is the study of reptiles.
I am an amateur herpetologist.
As you may have noticed, a lizard leaves a line in the sand by dragging his tail not his dick (like me).
Most reptiles are sexually dimorphic (can not be told apart at a glance)
Size is most often the indicator in larger spieces. Some exihibit color differences, etc.
To tell a small male alligator (for instance) from an average sized female you insert somethign (usually a finger) into the anus. Most snakes are too small for the finger method and they have an anal plate covering the orifice, so you have to push the plate back and then insert something into the orifice.
If you feel something, its a boy.
Reptilian demeanors are not as easy to read as mammalian traits.
Perhaps you've notice that men stand differently than women. Due to obvious physiological differences. Even at a distance and in a sillouhette you can tell a man from a woman. Not so with ordivicians.
But there you have it.
Please don't probe me sexually. I'm a boy.
I'm sure of it.


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[skalie]

Doesn't a small to medium size alligater get rather upset when you......nevermind.

I was smashing up a concrete floor in a farmhouse a few winters back, and I woke up three salamanders or geckos as I always called them. I took them home and we looked after them for the winter.

Cool little fuckers, one time a friend with yellow and purple hair was looking at them and one of them rolled over and played dead. It must of thought that my friend was some kind of dangerous tropical parrot type predater, or maybe it was taking the piss.

I also knew a german guy who had a whole collection of dragon type things, must have cost him a fortune. It was weird, you turned out the light they went to sleep and woke up again as soon as you turned the light back on.

By the way cool sig Mac, it blends in perfectly with the color / colour scheme here.

[MAC]

Why thank you.
RW picked it out for me.
He has a real eye for that type of thing.

It's a mountain king snake (I forget the genus).
It mimics the coral snake which is a colubrid (sp?)

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[Koliedrus]

I suppose I'm the one who needed to know that, MAC. I work with a guy who has the posture of the turtle that races Bugs Bunny; hence his nickname, "Turtle". Coincidentally, instead of issuing a sound that can readily be recognized as laughter, he gurgles a noise that sounds like "hurp!"

Since he's not exactly the brightest lad in the world (aka moron), when someone attempts to crack a joke and fails, the general response is "hurp!"

I think I may now have enough information to start a cult http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[River Rat]

yet another plot from the evil genius

unfortunately Kol I have decided to accelerate my plans for ruling the world in order to stop this madness.

no longer will I tolerate the senseless probing of reptilian ass.........err yeah that's it http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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The rate of our evolution is directly proportionate to the strength of our gene pool. We must stop idiots begetting idiots in order to move on.

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by River Rat:
yet another plot from the evil genius

unfortunately Kol I have decided to accelerate my plans for ruling the world in order to stop this madness.

no longer will I tolerate the senseless probing of reptilian ass.........err yeah that's it http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[/quote] Dagnammit! Foiled again!
Well then, sign me up as an official for your endeavor and I'll recruit some followers. I'll start with the tittie-bars and work outward from there.

Oh, and I'll need a business account. You know, for business type stuff http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[River Rat]

Excellent.................
You will be the HDIC of the department of evil plans.

your account number is 5555^&*!$))%%!*glich*........................

don't worry just a minor system error should be cleared up shortly. In the mean time just send in your "business" receipts and you will be promptly reimbursed.

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The rate of our evolution is directly proportionate to the strength of our gene pool. We must stop idiots begetting idiots in order to move on.

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by River Rat:
Excellent.................
You will be the HDIC of the department of evil plans.

your account number is 5555^&*!$))%%!*glich*........................

don't worry just a minor system error should be cleared up shortly. In the mean time just send in your "business" receipts and you will be promptly reimbursed.

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YEAH! I just tried some code combinations and got a lapdance... uh... potential follower.

Thanks, Master http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

[MAC]

HOLD IT!
HOLD IT!
If you two think you're going to infringe upon my constitutional right to probe the reptilian sphincter your dead WRONG!

I am hereby founding the NRAP (National Reptilian Ass Probe).
Its a foundation dedicated to the high moral standards of odivician gender classification.
The right of every tax-paying American to check and see if the lizards in their back yards are little boys or little girls.
*flags wave, music plays*
I'm getting Robert Duvall to be the president and I'll change my name to MAC Lapierre.
The left wing members of this forum don't want you to probe snakes asses.
They use this forum to lie to you.
They bombard you daily with propaganda about the "Evil" of anal gender assertion.
But our founding fathers (Charles Linnaeus, Charles Darwin, Colonel Sanders) set a standard for us all in the Phylogenetic Code: "We find these truths to be anally evident, that all reptiles are sexually dimorphic and have the right to Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, and Speices"
Look at what's going on in countrys where the sphincter probing has been outlawed:
Ireland: they now have no more snakes.
Left wing radicals like St. Ptrick saw to that.
Antarctica: they're entire rptilian population died out something like 150,000,000 years ago all due to the lack of the Knoledge provided through anal probes.

So I say to you: Raise your voices and Protect your GOD GIVEN RIGHT to check the ass of any lizard, turtle or snake you happen across.

*This has been a paid advertisement for the Steve Irwin for Secretary General of the UN*




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[FallenAngel]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
Um.....
I know you all are kidding, but I'll pretend one of you actually needs to know this.

Herpetology is the study of reptiles.
I am an amateur herpetologist.
As you may have noticed, a lizard leaves a line in the sand by dragging his tail not his dick (like me).
Most reptiles are sexually dimorphic (can not be told apart at a glance)
Size is most often the indicator in larger spieces. Some exihibit color differences, etc.
To tell a small male alligator (for instance) from an average sized female you insert somethign (usually a finger) into the anus. Most snakes are too small for the finger method and they have an anal plate covering the orifice, so you have to push the plate back and then insert something into the orifice.
If you feel something, its a boy.
Reptilian demeanors are not as easy to read as mammalian traits.
Perhaps you've notice that men stand differently than women. Due to obvious physiological differences. Even at a distance and in a sillouhette you can tell a man from a woman. Not so with ordivicians.
But there you have it.
Please don't probe me sexually. I'm a boy.
I'm sure of it.


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Actually I was researchingthat site because I am planning to purchase some frogs (possible breed/sell) and I ran across the 'sex probes' and had a good laugh so I thought I would share http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif hehehe i thought it was funny
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[MAC]

really.
what kind of frogs?

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[FallenAngel]

<FONT COLOR="limegreen">well I would like to get red eyed tree frogs; but the only store within a 100 miles the even seels frogs only sells white tree frogs; cuban tree frogs; and small green tree frogs .... i asked them if they can order and they said no
soooooo .... im not sure what kinda im getting ... im researching wether i can get one of the local stores here to order some for me and i would buy them
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[MAC]

What sort of plan do you have for the terrarium and the high humidity environment?
And eventually the aquarium for incubation and the tadpole stage?

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[FallenAngel]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
What sort of plan do you have for the terrarium and the high humidity environment?
And eventually the aquarium for incubation and the tadpole stage?

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I have the terrarium setup and pretty well ready - its actually half land/water and is 20 gallon tank. the water in it will help keep the air humid and there is a heater inside to keep the temp even... ( i researched the tank and bult it myself so im fairly happy with it.

as for breeding and the tanks for that none of those are setup since i am still researching it .... around here there is not much demand for frogs so i am contemplating the actual feasablity of setting up to do breeding.
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[MAC]

I ask because I have a friend who was(see fucked up regulations) an alligator farmer and I helped him build his incubation and first stage growth pens.
98 deg F 99% humidity mixed with the proper diet doubled the growth rate of the first two years of the alligators life. It is not feasible to raise them beyond three years for slaughter due to the decrees in growth.

I don't know how long the tadpole stage of the tree frog is but I know the leopard frog is a couple of months while the bullfrog is over a year.
It all revolves aroud getting out of the water in time to feed and hibernate.
I am primarily a snake man myself.
Lots of cool shit to be learned by studing the remenants of the last great population of this planet.

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[Dog Breath]

So how do the reptiles tell the diff?

I suppose the females have it easy. They just hang around and wait.

The males on the other hand have to try it out. No bump....YIPEE!!! OOps! a bump "pardon me mister"! Sucks being a man-lizard!

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
So how do the reptiles tell the diff?
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The males ones are always the ones with their backs to the wall.

[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
So how do the reptiles tell the diff?
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The males ones are always the ones with their backs to the wall.[/quote]

Holy fuck! I have tears in my eyes!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[MAC]

Go sit in any high school and tell me how to tell the boys from the girls among humans.



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