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MAC
04-09-2001, 12:34 PM
10)The colonels secret Herbs & Spices
(once they're a nation of chicken-in-a-bucket eaters they will be easily controlled)
9)Old Milwaukee beer
(1,000,000,000 chi-coms with the diarhea cha-cha-cha)
8)Hillary Clinton
(she live in a real village where they raise real children)
7)another smaller airplane
(and in that one, another smaller airplane, and in that one...)
6)The ghost of Chris Farley.
(can you picture it?)
5)Crack.
4)Yanni.
3)Liberals
(nothing is as deserving of liberalism as communism)
2)MTV's TRL and a million screaming 14 year olds consumers.
1)Windows 3.1 and a 486

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King Bastard
04-09-2001, 01:41 PM
<FONT COLOR="Red">Larss
Ebola 2.1
Birth control pills
Crack
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