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Pianomahnn
04-07-2001, 05:52 PM
I do, really. And it sucks.
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skalie
04-07-2001, 06:00 PM
You know that flap of skin in between your thumb and index finger, try massaging that, works for me sometimes.
Other tip is not to drink so much the night before.
Take to tylenol very four hours for the fever and two advil every four hours for the headache. Alternate them on a two hour schedule.
Apply pressure to the wound until the bleeding stops then clean the area around the wound with peroxide. Use Iodine for deeper cuts and punctures.
Maintain an ice pack for at least an hour or until the swelling stops. You will notice a discoloration beneath the skin. This is normal.
Now its going to be itchy but don't scratch it and be sure to wash your hands every few hours to stop the spread of the rash.
I'm not doctor, but I play one in this thread.
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KiwiTrip
04-07-2001, 06:06 PM
<font color=limegreen> drink alot of caffeine as fast as you can.. opens the capillaries.. allows blood to flow faster.. this comes from one who has migraines on a daily basis... trust me. it works...
and do the squeeze skin on hand thingy.. that helps too..but only unless you keep doing it.. headache comes back when you stop.. or at least mine do
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Faceplant
04-07-2001, 06:23 PM
go get drunk..then fall asleep, but wait...then youll have a hang over...fuck..
go to sleep then.
SexKitten
04-07-2001, 06:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by skalie:
You know that flap of skin in between your thumb and index finger, try massaging that, works for me sometimes.
Other tip is not to drink so much the night before.[/quote]
what your really supposed to do is squeeze (really hard) that part f your hand. the logic is to make your hand hurt so your head doesnt.
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Deadpool
04-07-2001, 09:00 PM
If its a hangover:
Drink plenty of electrolyte rich fluids.
do a bit of aerobics, get the blood flowing.
take a cold shower.
quit banging you head against your desk.
be careful with those Q-tips.
Pianomahnn
04-07-2001, 09:30 PM
Fact: I don't drink.
Fact: I get migraines.
Fact: Atmospheric pressure changes anger my brain.
Fact: I took my brain out an hour ago.
How am I writing this? Prior to my brain removal, I programmed my PC to post this message 60 minutes after the sugery. I was smart then, but no more. Now I am quivering heap of flesh and bones. Will someone pick me up and BBQ me?
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Pianomahnn
04-07-2001, 10:13 PM
I prefer mine medium rare, thank you.
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FunkaY
04-07-2001, 11:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by KiwiTrip:
<font color=limegreen> drink alot of caffeine as fast as you can.. opens the capillaries.. allows blood to flow faster.. this comes from one who has migraines on a daily basis... trust me. it works...
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WTF? I have read so many times in my life to avoid caffine when you have a headache. They say it makes it worse..motherfuckers. I used to get them every day..I could have used some sort of cure other than pills.
Next time I get one I'll try sculling a huge cup of coffee..at least if it doesn't work, it might make me slightly hyper and take my mind off the headache http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif
Headaches are caused by lack of oxygen to the brain.
(the same thing that causes liberalism)
Oxygen is readily stored in the body in the form of water.
Caffeine is a diuretic (prevents absorbtion water)
The reason you are told not to drink caffeine on a headache is that it will decrease the O2 to the brain.
Thus make the headache worse.
Drinking a tremendous amount on a migraine may help increase blood flow where chronicly poor O2 transfer is the issue. Acetemenophine or actetic acid both thin the blood slightly increasing blood flow with out increasing blood pressure disproportionatly.
But maybe I'm full of shit.
Tomorrow we will discus the circulatory and lymphatic systems of the body and how capillary effect and osmotic pressure in the cells allows for space travel under pressurized conditions in zero gravity.
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Deadpool
04-08-2001, 01:32 AM
Take some Gingko Biloba then follow that with a rigorous session of passionate love-making.
It works. I never have the chance to try this remedy out....*sniff*
Rabble Rouser
04-08-2001, 01:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:
Take some Gingko Biloba then follow that with a rigorous session of passionate love-making.
It works. I never have the chance to try this remedy out....*sniff*[/quote]
I have a headache. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:
Take some Gingko Biloba then follow that with a rigorous session of passionate love-making.
It works. I never have the chance to try this remedy out....*sniff*[/quote]
Hey tuxedo mask, Serena isn't looking. what you say we pop some ginko biloba and get shaggin??
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04-09-2001, 01:41 AM
http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif *blush* *giggle* http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
Bumox
04-09-2001, 10:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
I do, really. And it sucks.
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I do too, but it's from too much caffine. The poor man's speed... NO-DOZE!!!
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