Asmodeus
08-12-2002, 06:51 AM
You guessed it folks, Asmodeus has come, yet again, to a bad end.
*drumroll* So step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and animals of all ages, to witness the world renouned mis-adventurer as he proves, yet again, why he has that most glorious name that is known in homes worldwide. */drumroll*
Well, you have probably guess I either fell or something fell on me... again. Yuppers.
Well, I went for a walk at around 2AM the other night. A cold front came in, slight rain, felt wonderful so I went out to enjoy the weather.
I decided to go to the river and look at the city light and the rain have their play on the water as they cast their reflections to whatever gods they worship. Perty to say the least.
Well, I had to scale a fence, hop across some highway construction, cross 4 lanes of traffic-exciting- and go down a cement embankment to get to the river. Fun no???
Well, I did it. Then I start t9o get close to the path that leads to the river. It started to get muddy. I mean muddyMUDDYmuddy. The fish smelling, oily mud that is hard to wash off kind of mud. EWWW
Well, by the time I came to my senses about fi going to the river was a good idear, I was up to my knees in mud- it had rain3ed for over a week here...lots of runnoff. So I decided to turn around and try again another day.
Well, I got to the see the river, but not in the way I wanted to or expected.
I turned around and was trying to trudge my way back up the hill when my feet went out from under me and there Asmodeus goes like a bat out of hell and hell bent on self destruction!!!
...right into the river.
Now you get my title... slip, woops, ewww... gods that river stinks... the mud, cloying, fishy... ewwww.
Took me about an hour to crawl my way up to dry land enough for me to stand up and try to walk out. I looked like the Swamp Thing come to life.
Needless to say, I took back back back alleys home so noone would see my silly ass. That and if anyone did see me I probably gave then a heartattack.
Me and my adventures...
*drumroll* So step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and animals of all ages, to witness the world renouned mis-adventurer as he proves, yet again, why he has that most glorious name that is known in homes worldwide. */drumroll*
Well, you have probably guess I either fell or something fell on me... again. Yuppers.
Well, I went for a walk at around 2AM the other night. A cold front came in, slight rain, felt wonderful so I went out to enjoy the weather.
I decided to go to the river and look at the city light and the rain have their play on the water as they cast their reflections to whatever gods they worship. Perty to say the least.
Well, I had to scale a fence, hop across some highway construction, cross 4 lanes of traffic-exciting- and go down a cement embankment to get to the river. Fun no???
Well, I did it. Then I start t9o get close to the path that leads to the river. It started to get muddy. I mean muddyMUDDYmuddy. The fish smelling, oily mud that is hard to wash off kind of mud. EWWW
Well, by the time I came to my senses about fi going to the river was a good idear, I was up to my knees in mud- it had rain3ed for over a week here...lots of runnoff. So I decided to turn around and try again another day.
Well, I got to the see the river, but not in the way I wanted to or expected.
I turned around and was trying to trudge my way back up the hill when my feet went out from under me and there Asmodeus goes like a bat out of hell and hell bent on self destruction!!!
...right into the river.
Now you get my title... slip, woops, ewww... gods that river stinks... the mud, cloying, fishy... ewwww.
Took me about an hour to crawl my way up to dry land enough for me to stand up and try to walk out. I looked like the Swamp Thing come to life.
Needless to say, I took back back back alleys home so noone would see my silly ass. That and if anyone did see me I probably gave then a heartattack.
Me and my adventures...