The Armagedon Sphincter

[MAC]

Okay so late last night I was getting sobered up to drive home when I happened to look up and notice the moon burning through the multiple layers of clouds.
Well, at a second glance I noticed the tremendous multifacited ring around the moon. It was awe inspiring to see such a large apparition covering half the sky and yet being totally visible.
I instantly noted the darkening core of the ring ending abruptly on the bright white clear luminescent moon.
And I said to my self
"This must be what its like when God sits on you."

Reenforcing the theory that we live in the toilet of the universe.

What do you think he uses to wipe?

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Dog Breath]

Monica's blue dress?

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Dragon Lady]

God doesn't have to wipe..! Saw that same awsome sight tonight...it does remind you of something like that ..and yet, it made one feel small..like God would just put his hand through the hole and pat you on the head..anyone missing this tonight..really did miss something inspiring...and special.!

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deal with it

[abs0lutionCFH]

God doesn't need you. He only created you.

[Time Slipping]

God is transcendant outside of time and space. He does not need to crap, or wipe. However, you may found yourself smote by a wrathful God one day, for your blasphemy. Oh well. Shit happens.

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[MAC]

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I walked by my fish tank last night and saw the algae eater skimming the top layer of the water (upside down naturally as that is the orientation of the mouth).
Normally I do not contact creatures that do not crave my attention but tonight I reached in and tickled his belly.
Then I t occurred to me that God might well do the same to me if I were silly enough to hang my stomach out.
Remember White Fang? The old indian said about the dog/wolf "we make fire, we make stones fly, to them we are Gods"


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Time Slipping]

Foolish mortal. Do you not see your impending destruction. You see the comming of Armaggedon, and yet you do not comprehend. Judgement is to descend upon mankind, and you are not justified before God. Therefore a baptism of fire shall descend upon thee and cast thee down into the burning pit of damnation.

Shit happens, eh.

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[MAC]

I find it humorous that you keep ending a discussion about God wipeing his ass with "shit happens"

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Time Slipping]

Shit happens for everyone, except God. Because God is God, therefore God does not need to crap. Simple, eh. But God does smite. And he will smite you on the day of judgement. Unless you turn to Christ and ask for redemption for your sins. Unfortunate, eh.

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[MAC]

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.......... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/redface.gif

I'll be damned.

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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Time Slipping]

Wrong. You are damned.

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"Those who seek my life will be destroyed
They will go down to the depths of the earth
They will be given over to the sword
and become the food of the jackals"

[MAC]

Contempt? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif
or
Concern? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

Another christian who's belief is that its what others believe that justifies what they believe.

If you are patient

All your doubts will be alleviated.
All you questions will be answered.
All your prayers will be answered.

And you don't even loose points with Jesus for what I believe.

Feel free to have the last word here.
But If you'd like to discuss this you'll have to start a thread in the Lessons forum so that we can be civilised.


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[This message has been edited by theMAC (edited 04-06-2001).]