There's nothing quite like...

[Mudflap]

...the look your cat gives you right after you sneeze.

[Billyman]

<marquee>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA</marquee>

I read what you said and thought about it.

*flashes of images in head*

YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA............

[Koliedrus]

... or how quickly you can move to action when said cat begins churning up a fresh hairball.

Reclined on the couch with the remote in hand and bowl of popcorn on chest...

*HRAAK HRAAK HRAAK*...

Popcorn and remote fly into the air and cat out the door in less than 3 seconds.

I'd rather clean up the popcorn for fifteen minutes if it's all the same to you.