A few hyptheticals/questions/ideas/comments/etc.

[Pianomahnn]

Sex, procreation, copulation, fucking; natural instinct in humans, or something that is learned? Would two people, one male, and one female, know to have sex to make children without any other social influences, no media, no other humans?

Animals seem to know what needs to be done, and they don't have Jerry Springer, or porn. Is porn really bad, then? If we all know sex from a instinctual point, Porn should be just like any other form of media. We know what's going on...

Assuming evolution from a single celled organism is factual, and creationsism is wrong, how did the first creature to have an anus react to the new substance flowing out of its body?

Assuming God is real, and His bible is truthful, Adam and Eve were the first people on earth. Now, in order to increase the species, incestual procreation had to occur. Wouldn't this have screwed the genetic balance and shouldn't we all be deformed freaks? Hell, how could we have gotten this far?

How does our body REALLY work? Yeah, I know all the basics, food=energy, etc, etc, etc. But what really makes the atoms, netrons, electrons, protons function together to allow me write these more or less insane questions. I don't think science knows.

Think of the movie The 5th Element. Will it ever get like that? A black President of the world? Flying cars where you have "credits?" And will we have inter-planetary communications with other intelligent species?

Is MTV really worth keeping around?

Why is pork the OTHER white meat? And why is fish allowed of Fridays during Lent, but no other meat? Is fish muscle not meat? Cow muscle is meat. Pig muscle is meat. I think God is biased against fish. He wants US to eat them.


It would be cool if some of you could come up with other questions like this. They are fun to think of.

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[Koliedrus]

Try more sleep and less stimulants.

Procreation = normal (species irrelevant)


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Assuming evolution from a single celled organism is factual, and creationsism is wrong, how did the first creature to have an anus react to the new substance flowing out of its body?
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How do I respond to this without using mirrors?

BRB. I need to puke....

[gone~away]

bout the porn.. the only bad thing i can see in it is attitudes people learn

i dunno if two people bred without outside influence would think of having the chick lick the guys nuts and have him cum all over her face while he calls her a dirty dirty slut

get my drift?

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by gone~away:

get my drift?

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Nope. You lost me so I'll stand down.

[Pianomahnn]

But..but...what about the NICE porn? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Come on GA, you know you've seen those lions on the Discovery channel engaged in some bondage!! "Yeah bitch, take it! ROAR"

Enough of this...back to schooling.

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[SexKitten]

about the whole lent thing....THe other day i was sitting in lunch wth my friend Katie who is a roman catholic. She bought her chicken sandwich and started to eat, when all of a sudden she spit out her food and ran to the bathroom. I was terryfied something had happened to her so i ran after her. I go into the bathroom to hear her puking her guts out. I ask her whas the matter and she walks out of the stall wiping her mouth saying "its friday"
It took me a minute to make the connection between throwing up your food and it being friday. But then i remembered lent.
(i practice no religion for the record)
I asked her "do you really think 'god' cares if you eat a chicken sandwich on friday?, whats the difference if you ate that chicken sandwich on saturday, what does god have against eating animals on friday??"
Religion is such an opressive thing, it makes people do the craziest shit. I would never force mybeliefs on anyone, but sure enough when i got back to the table and sunk my teeth into my ham sandwich, Katie gave me the dirtiest look and asked me how i could so blatently disregard the bible and gods word.

::sigh:: I guess i'm going to hell

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<FONT COLOR="blue">Meow</FONT c>

[disturbed]

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::sigh:: I guess i'm going to hell
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im stealing a charter bus to hell, your welcome to ride along with me if you wish

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[Pianomahnn]

I planned on driving a stolen Ferrari...

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[SexKitten]

hrmmm how about we all hop in da hoopty

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[Dog Breath]

No the Hoopidy will overheat. I think the only way to get to hell is in a Hand Basket.

I don't want to go to hell. Maybe I will be just bad enough to go to Heck. Yep darn me darn me to heck. It's like hell but there's beer and cable.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
I planned on driving a stolen Ferrari...

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Your path has been cleared and your parking spot awaits.

Come right on in http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif

[SexKitten]

HAHAHA! Will the handbasket fit us all??

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[King Bastard]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Yep darn me darn me to heck. It's like hell but there's beer and cable.

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<FONT COLOR="Red">Yeah, but all the channels come in real fuzzy, and the beer is warm. I for one will br looking at all of you sideways from the gilded windows of a fort in Valhalla. I will be eating plenty of meat, double rations every Friday http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif, all your afterlife are belong to KB!!!!!

Back on topic. Hypothetical questions......
would you take the time to count the pubes in P_H's pubic landing strip?

Who would make for a better sex partner, William Shatner, or a half frozen gerbil? Why?

If lightspeed is the universal speed limit, and things slow down the closer you come to lightspeed, and we think at the speed of electrical impulse, which is also pretty damn close to lightspeed, does that explain why a lot of us have the processing power of theMAC's oh so cool Tandy?

If vacationing in Thailand, and confronted by one of the countless street urchins there, would you give one a US dollar to give you a pedicure, and then another dollar to have them hit urchin X in the head with a 2x4? *I would, maybe even do it twice... think about it, nice toenails, 2 good feats of violence, and all I'm out is $4... sounds like a bargain to me*

Yup, this is fun....</FONT c>

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[Dog Breath]

Answers...

P_H Q:
A: Yes definitely. I would study and catalog each one naming them after famous people.

Sex Q:
A: William Shatner because even a thawed gerbil can't squeal like a pig.

Lightspeed Q:
A: The speed of light question is adequately explained by relativity. A photon is a regular particle moving at or above the speed of light. Movement above the speed of light looks the same as the speed of light. Consider a phone conversation between LA and NY. The signal moves from LA to NY at the speed of light. The signal also travels from NY to LA at the speed of light. The relative speed between the electrons is twice the speed of light. Relative speed is all there is. You are driving 60MPH on the highway on a planet that is moving much faster in a galaxy that is moving even faster. The speed of light does not change as we travel towards the sun or away from it. All that we know about the speed of light is we can only measure it up to a certain speed then all matter appears to be pure energy from our perspective any additional speed still apears to be pure energy.

Thai child abuse Q:
A: Hire an adult to hit the kid with a 2X4. you would not want to contribute to the corruption of youth.



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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[morgana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
Sex, procreation, copulation, fucking; natural instinct in humans, or something that is learned? Would two people, one male, and one female, know to have sex to make children without any other social influences, no media, no other humans?

<font color="lime">i think it's a combination of both: it's an instinct to want to soothe that "itch" when we get it, but i think the actual sexual behavior would have to be on an experimental basis, if we're talking about two human beings who have never had any interaction with other humans.</font>



Animals seem to know what needs to be done, and they don't have Jerry Springer, or porn. Is porn really bad, then? If we all know sex from a instinctual point, Porn should be just like any other form of media. We know what's going on...

<font color="lime">i think the thing that sticks in peoples' craws about porn is that most of them aren't getting any from those frigid christian wimmens they be sleepin with. so they don't want you to be happy either.</font>

Assuming evolution from a single celled organism is factual, and creationsism is wrong, how did the first creature to have an anus react to the new substance flowing out of its body?

<font color="lime">everything is new to every being after it's born. might as well ask how a baby feels after leaving the womb, and having its umbilical cord dry up and fall off?</font>

Assuming God is real, and His bible is truthful, Adam and Eve were the first people on earth. Now, in order to increase the species, incestual procreation had to occur. Wouldn't this have screwed the genetic balance and shouldn't we all be deformed freaks? Hell, how could we have gotten this far?

<font color="lime">how do you know we AREN'T a genetic defect? just look at how absurd humanity can be sometimes, and ask yourself that question again.</font>

How does our body REALLY work? Yeah, I know all the basics, food=energy, etc, etc, etc. But what really makes the atoms, netrons, electrons, protons function together to allow me write these more or less insane questions. I don't think science knows.

<font color="lime">i agree.</font>

Think of the movie The 5th Element. Will it ever get like that? A black President of the world? Flying cars where you have "credits?" And will we have inter-planetary communications with other intelligent species?

<font color="lime">why does it seem so "futuristic" to have a black president? have you noticed that in most sci-fi movies, the president is either black or a woman, or both? that bugs me.</font>

Is MTV really worth keeping around?

<font color="lime">yes. i like having the library all to myself.</font>

Why is pork the OTHER white meat? And why is fish allowed of Fridays during Lent, but no other meat? Is fish muscle not meat? Cow muscle is meat. Pig muscle is meat. I think God is biased against fish. He wants US to eat them.

<font color="lime">chris rock talked about this once, and he made total sense. back in the days when the bible was written, meat like pork would turn bad very quickly in the heat, but pigs are big. no one would want to waste all that extra meat, and try to keep it, then people would get sick off of it very easily. fish, however, was usually eaten the same day it was caught. so how do you get the message out that it's bad to eat pork? put it in your religious doctrines!</font>


It would be cool if some of you could come up with other questions like this. They are fun to think of.

<font color="lime">ok...but you have to promise to play along too.
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