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melon
04-02-2001, 02:39 PM
abóbora Holy.
if you are a pumpkin, if you are a pumpkin, then you are a pumpkin, and you have nothing to worry about.

because pumpkins dont have jobs. and pumpkins dont have money. they only sit around the farm and they are pumpkins.

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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
may the posh be with you.

skalie
04-02-2001, 03:00 PM
All the pumpkins I know get pretty damn nervous around Halloween.

melon
04-02-2001, 03:11 PM
pumpkins must have a hard time dealing with their own mortality.

they must ask themselfs, why must i die? and thats so sad.

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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
may the posh be with you.

SexKitten
04-02-2001, 04:50 PM
I like my pumpkin pie with 10 lbs of whipped cream...do you think thats too much?

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King Bastard
04-02-2001, 04:58 PM
<FONT COLOR="Red">Pumpkins must sweat out the inevitable, and turkey putting you to sleep is the defense mechanism they have against extinction. You eat one turkey, nod off, and the rest of em get to run away.</FONT c>

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MAC
04-02-2001, 05:55 PM
What about the Great Pumpkin?

And what about all those poor pumpkins eaten each year by the marauding bands of deer.
We must all do something to save the pumpkins we love so much.
Each and every one of you has been touched by a pumpkin. And now its time to give something back.
For just $7.00 a month (the cost of a ticket to a crappy movie) We can help these Pumpkins start again in a safe nutrturing environment where the will have the chance for an education, a family and a job.
All they need is your support. So please, give generously.

*theMAC does not actually like pumpkins or the food resulting from them. he also doesn't care if you eat candy at easter and rot your teeth out of your head. This has been a paid advertisement. *

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Cruise Director
04-02-2001, 06:19 PM
"I'm not really a pumpkin lover... but I play on on T.V."

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SexKitten
04-02-2001, 06:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SexKitten:
I like my pumpkin pie with 10 lbs of whipped cream...do you think thats too much?

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Not that depends on what you're planning to do with all that whipped cream. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif

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i was planning on eating it!! you DIRTY (dirty http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif boy



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Dog Breath
04-02-2001, 06:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SexKitten:
i was planning on eating it!! you DIRTY (dirty http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/wink.gif boy
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That's fine as long as you slather it on RW first. Better watch out for muffy though...on the other hand maybe she likes whipped cream and company.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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MAC
04-02-2001, 11:27 PM
I refuse to be a part of this conversation any more.
melon, you'll have to start a new thread.

Cool poem, BTW

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disturbed
04-02-2001, 11:33 PM
<FONT COLOR="Blue">now i almost feel bad for stealing those pumpkins from people's yards http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif</FONT c>

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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
04-03-2001, 04:34 AM
Have you ever contemplated how with all our training as hunters, our skill with weapons, our size, and our strength, just how cowardly it is to sneak up on a poor defenseless pumpkin and kill it?

Cruise Director
04-03-2001, 07:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
Have you ever contemplated how with all our training as hunters, our skill with weapons, our size, and our strength, just how cowardly it is to sneak up on a poor defenseless pumpkin and kill it?[/quote]

When you OUTLAW the killing of pumpkins... only OUTLAWS will kill pumpkins.



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MAC
04-03-2001, 01:15 PM
I can here the bumper stickers printing as we speak.

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Rabble Rouser
04-04-2001, 01:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer:
Have you ever contemplated how with all our training as hunters, our skill with weapons, our size, and our strength, just how cowardly it is to sneak up on a poor defenseless pumpkin and kill it?[/quote]

Every year at Halloween, seeing a smashed pumpkin makes me want to cry...poor defenseless little things. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif



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Deadpool
04-04-2001, 04:20 AM
Hahha...I used to blow up pumpkins during Halloween..........mmmmmm pumpkin piiiiie.

Dog Breath
04-04-2001, 02:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Every year at Halloween, seeing a smashed pumpkin makes me want to cry...poor defenseless little things. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
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I hate hitting them with my car as they try to cross the road. Poor little fellas sure are slow. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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Cruise Director
04-04-2001, 06:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:

I hate hitting them with my car as they try to cross the road. Poor little fellas sure are slow. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Fuck the Manitees !!! Save the Pumpkins !!!

( did I mention how bad this thread sucks? http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif )



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SexKitten
04-04-2001, 11:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
Every year at Halloween, seeing a smashed pumpkin makes me want to cry...poor defenseless little things. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
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I hate hitting them with my car as they try to cross the road. Poor little fellas sure are slow. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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i havent laughed so hard all day. THANK YOU http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif


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KiwiTrip
04-04-2001, 11:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by disturbed:
<FONT COLOR="Blue">now i almost feel bad for stealing those pumpkins from people's yards http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif</FONT c>

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<font color=limegreen> oh but sweetie.. we had so much fun http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif</font>

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Mudflap
04-05-2001, 04:22 AM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">Pumpkins lobbed from a vehicle doing 80 mph can do a surprisingly good amount of damage. Or so I have been told.</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Even the losers...
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Deadpool
04-05-2001, 05:27 AM
Hey...dont you grow pumpkins too?

Mudflap
04-05-2001, 09:54 AM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">No.</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Even the losers...
Get lucky sometimes.</FONT c>

Rabble Rouser
04-05-2001, 11:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Director:


Fuck the Manitees !!! Save the Pumpkins !!!


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*has a great idea for a webpage*



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VenoM
04-05-2001, 11:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:


*has a great idea for a webpage*

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is it like the carrot idea? O_o



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Rabble Rouser
04-05-2001, 11:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by VenoM:


is it like the carrot idea? O_o

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No, but now that you mention it... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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VenoM
04-05-2001, 12:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by VenoM:


is it like the carrot idea? O_o

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No, but now that you mention it... http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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HEOHEOHEO http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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MAC
04-05-2001, 01:16 PM
perversion rears its ugly head

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