View Full Version : What would be the worst way to die?
VenoM
04-02-2001, 05:32 PM
<FONT COLOR="Red">Being eaten alive by South American army ants http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/eek.gif</FONT c>
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I'll say:
1)Flying cocktail fork at Red Lobster
2)Sexual three way with Hillary Clinton and Al Gore
3)Driving a Geo.
3)By wife when caught stuffing $10 bills in 16 year old's panties.
Yeh, that would really suck. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif
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SexKitten
04-02-2001, 06:42 PM
drowning in the ocean. Im deathly scared of the ocean.
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skalie
04-02-2001, 06:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SexKitten:
drowning in the ocean. Im deathly scared of the ocean.
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According to people who have done it, drowning is a really relaxed way to go.
After an initial panic you sort of relax and the water fills your lungs giving you a feeling not unlike being in the womb.
And especially in the ocean, the cruel sea, unbeatable, wild, romantic.
Jesus I need to see some waves.
SexKitten
04-02-2001, 06:56 PM
i almost drowned TWICE when i was little, within one year of each other. I havent been able to swim in the ocean since. I dont like swimming in lakes either. I have to be able to see whats in the water (i.e. pools, bathtubs) So i think just water in general scares me.
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Pianomahnn
04-02-2001, 07:19 PM
I like trees. They are green. Unless they aren't.
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skalie
04-02-2001, 07:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Pianomahnn:
I like trees. They are green. Unless they aren't.
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Don't you mean drugs?
FunkaY
04-02-2001, 08:39 PM
mmm..I always answer this question the same:
* Drowning
* Suffocating
* Getting eaten by a shark or something
Skalie, People who have done it? hehehe :P I think having no breathing air would not relax me in any way "ah shit..cant breathe..FUCK still cant breathe oh god oh god im gonna die ahhhhhh." Perhaps the relaxation comes right before death, I dont really see that as a consolation though http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif Ah well I dont like swimming anyway because of this so the chances of me drowning is minimal.
'crap crap crap..I always seem to post before 7am sorry'
Faceplant
04-02-2001, 08:46 PM
ill have to say, penis in the eye.
Rabble Rouser
04-02-2001, 09:48 PM
Drowning...definately drowning. Almost drowned when I was a child...I'd never want to die that way.
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King Bastard
04-02-2001, 10:03 PM
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<FONT COLOR="red">But to play along with the rest of the answers, burning would really suck. All that pain, and the fire sucking the air from your lungs at the same time. Props to that monk who emolated himself in protest, that guy had balls.</FONT c>
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Rabble Rouser
04-02-2001, 10:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by King Bastard:
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Deadpool
04-02-2001, 10:14 PM
being tortured to death by a rebel faction in a despot country.
disturbed
04-02-2001, 10:24 PM
death by spiders, those things are just fucking evil.
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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
04-03-2001, 04:36 AM
Being gouged to death with a plastic spork.
FunkaY
04-03-2001, 06:20 AM
Those sporks are tricky little buggers..once they start *whew* good luck buddy-O
disturbed
04-03-2001, 06:37 AM
<FONT COLOR="Blue">but sporks are so..... useful</FONT c>
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Dragon Lady
04-04-2001, 03:13 AM
only being (half) eaten by a shark..
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Faceplant
04-04-2001, 03:16 AM
sodomized with a meat hook. cannibal corpse rules.
Stevo
04-04-2001, 03:18 AM
DRAGON LADAY!!! Queen of rock and roll and disco goddess!
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she's got everything i need..... pharmacy keys
Dragon Lady
04-04-2001, 03:29 AM
yes Stevo...I rock...thanks for noticing..!
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deal with it
Wise Womcat
04-05-2001, 06:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by SexKitten:
i almost drowned TWICE when i was little, within one year of each other. I havent been able to swim in the ocean since. I dont like swimming in lakes either. I have to be able to see whats in the water (i.e. pools, bathtubs) So i think just water in general scares me.
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So....you didn't learn your lesson the first time?? Maybe you should have just taken swimming classes...?
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Minimaul
04-05-2001, 06:35 AM
When I really hate people and wish them to be dead. I wish they die choking on their own semen.
Why ; You ask.
Because what's the first thing the coroners are going to say? The first thing mom says?
" How'd it get there?"
And well ,I think that's a pretty shitty way to die. With your own semen lodge in your throat.
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Time Slipping
04-05-2001, 09:24 AM
Ok. Burning would hurt. So would being crushed to death slowly by 5 obese mud wrestlers. Or having your skin flayed off you little bit by little bit with tiny little knives until it is all gone, and then you slowly bleed to death from your capillaries. You can do that, it happened to some dude caught by some African tribe. Sick shit, eh.
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FallenAngel
04-05-2001, 09:38 AM
<FONT COLOR="limegreen">i always have nightmares about being beaten to to death by killer clowns with balloon animals ..... sometimes the animal have teeth and bite me ... i think thats the worst way to die....
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And one time at band camp...
Mudflap
04-05-2001, 09:58 AM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">Worst way to die? Seeing Faceplant naked.</FONT c>
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