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melon
04-04-2001, 03:37 PM
i went to the hospital, and it turns out its not a tumor, but some sort of widened vein.

the doctor said because i never saw (felt) it before it might also be a developing infection. in which case ill have to take lots of antibiotics.

well.


i live another day.

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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
may the posh be with you.

Dog Breath
04-04-2001, 03:45 PM
His S/O said "Can you cure it without making the bumps go away?". http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Glad to hear you will be OK. I did't hear there was a prob.

The best thing about not having testicular cancer is you won't have to cry into Meatloaf's "Bitch Tits".

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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melon
04-04-2001, 03:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
worried about.[/quote]

you know my motto: "dont worry be happy"

actually thats not my motto. still, my analogy stands.

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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
may the posh be with you.

Buddha's Penis!
04-04-2001, 04:58 PM
good to hear that you don't have nut-cancer, guy i don't know. in fact, i hope everyone's nuts and ovaries are a-ok. i hope that everyone's gonads are healthy and strong.

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Cruise Director
04-04-2001, 06:56 PM
Good to hear you're o.k.

**put's story telling hat on**

My buddy had to have a testicle removed when we were 17. He thought it would be Earth-shattering. He has it replaced with a rubber prosthetic nut. (For balance?)

Anywho.. While he was in the Marines, they were having a "I'm tougher than you" contest. He bet some guy $100.00 that he could smash his nut with a beer bottle and not scream. The other G.I's, not knowing he had a rubber nut, took him up on this. Apparently he made quite the extra income with his party trick.

**takes story hat off**


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When I become World Dictator...HEADS WILL ROLL !!!!

FallenAngel
04-05-2001, 04:36 AM
<FONT COLOR="limegreen"> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I bet it was a bitch when he was a little too drunk and accidently hit the WRONG nut ... HAHAHAHAHAHA http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif *wipes tear from eye* HAHAHAHAHA http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

EDIT: glad to here you will live another day melon
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And one time at band camp...

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