My area of expertise

[Dog Breath]

OK my turn.

I have worked in a lot of mechanical trades, Painting, machining, drafting, and designing mechanical devices.
I work in a power plant now as a Vibration Analyst. I do diagnostic checks on machinery and let the maintenance department know when to do repairs.
I am fairly multi faceted and do some research in the vibration field.

It's a lot cleaner than pig farming! Ha ha! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Too...

...many...

...vibrator jokes....

...must...not...be a jerk...


Ahhhhgggggghhhh!

My questions: Do ya make a lot of dough and if you were single and looking to impress a woman, how would she most likely respond when you informed her of your job title?</FONT c>

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<FONT COLOR="orange">Even the losers...
Get lucky sometimes.</FONT c>

[Dog Breath]

I usually list my occupation as a vibrator repairman on message boards.

You ought to see a chat room when I spring my profession on someone.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[MAC]

I don't know about vibrators but I machine quite a bit of virgin teflon.
Its white 3" in diameter and comes in 2' sticks ($100/ft)
I can machine to any dimension. Even a nice rounded tip or ribbed for her pleasure.
No crowding ladies. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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Don't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
I don't know about vibrators but I machine quite a bit of virgin teflon.
Its white 3" in diameter and comes in 2' sticks ($100/ft)
I can machine to any dimension. Even a nice rounded tip or ribbed for her pleasure.
No crowding ladies. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif


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I can design a pneumatic vibrator to fit that teflon stick that will rattle any woman's fillings out. Maybe we should go into production....The Texas Albino Jack Hammer!

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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