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Rabble Rouser
06-29-2002, 03:45 PM
Okay, I usually don't post new stories, but this just seems too weird.

Coming Soon: A 'Telephone Tooth'
Fri Jun 28, 2:04 PM ET
By THOMAS WAGNER, Associated Press Writer

LONDON (AP) - Tired of losing your cell phone? Having other people listen in on your conversations? What about all the times you've had to turn it off at public events, or leave it behind while swimming?

Two British inventors unveiled a prototype of a device Friday that could solve those problems.

But there's a drawback — your dentist would have to install it inside one of your molars.

Unofficially known as the "telephone tooth," the device would allow you to receive phone calls, listen to music, even connect to verbal sites on the Internet ( news - external web site) without anyone nearby hearing a thing.

"It felt strange. It was weird," said 8-year-old Caitlin Caddies, who tried the prototype Friday at the Science Museum in London. "But I'd be delighted to have it if it would allow my friends to call me at night while I was in bed without my parents knowing.

"Would it hurt when the dentist put it in?" she asked.

James Auger, 31, and Jimmy Loizeau, 34, developed the device while enrolled in a master's program at the Royal College of Art in London on the way technology is used today.

So far, no company has announced it is making the device. But Auger and Loizeau have moved to Dublin, Ireland, to work with Media Lab Europe, the European research partner of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology ( news - web sites) Media Lab.

Theoretically, the device would allow spies to receive instructions secretly, or athletes to hear from their coaches while on the field.

Other beneficiaries could include investors and brokers, and sports fanatics who want to be informed the moment their team wins or loses.

However, the device, also known as the "molar mobile," does not allow people to talk back to callers or make outgoing calls.

Auger said the "telephone tooth" is just another device designed to help people better cope with existing technology: like the flight suits developed to allow pilots make tight turns in high-speed warplanes without blacking out.

The "telephone tooth" would place a small device in a person's back molar that includes a wireless, low-frequency receiver and a gadget that turns audio signals into mechanical vibrations, which would pass from the tooth directly to the inner ear as clear sounds.

The user also would keep a tiny device outside his body to turn the cellphone on and off and to program it.

On Friday, people lined up at the Science Museum to try out a prototype of the "telephone tooth," which is officially known as the audio tooth implant. The crude imitation of the device included a walkie-talkie and a plastic cocktail stick that users placed in their mouths to receive vibrations in their molars.

Reactions ran the spectrum from fascination and consumer interest, to fear of the dentist and horror about surrendering personal privacy.

"The sound was surprisingly clear, but 10 years from now we'll probably find out that the phone implant causes throat cancer," said Kiaron Hunt, 25, a tourist from Sydney, Australia. "But I guess we're heading for a high-tech world where everyone's on the go all the time. Maybe we won't be able to do without such tools."

Jane Biglin, 44, from suburban London, said she loved the quality of the sound, but it seemed odd she couldn't talk back.

And even though the device would allow her to talk to her husband in private over the noise of their kids, Biglin said she wouldn't want anything implanted in her mouth.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020628/ap_on_hi_te/telephone_tooth_4
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It's like right out of a movie.

Billyman
06-29-2002, 05:11 PM
Saw something about this about a week ago.

Can you imagine that you forget to turn it off one night, you're home all alone lying in bed and someone starts talking to ya?

Am I the only one that can already hear the 911 call?

heh, neat but I see trouble and lots of it.

SS and SLH:

DO NOT GET ONE OF THESE! :p

Koliedrus
06-29-2002, 05:15 PM
Sounds familiar.

Here are some of the problems I see just off the top.

1. Cellphones and brain cancer
7. Grinding teeth while sleeping
4. Power supply
43. Brits and dentistry

As you can tell, I'm less than organizied at present.

Torque
06-30-2002, 08:01 PM
Kent! This is God! Stop touching yourself!

Koliedrus
06-30-2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Torque
Kent! This is God! Stop touching yourself!

Hahahaahhahha!
(Edit: Damn! Sometimes I'm just too easily amused :D )

Cruise Director
07-01-2002, 04:44 PM
I remember when we had one phone in the house and it was a rotary dial. We had no voice mail, caller-I.D., answering machines, call forwarding, three way calling, paging, messaging, party lines or any other crap like that.

I really kind of miss being able to be "unavailable."

Billyman
07-01-2002, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Torque
Kent! This is God! Stop touching yourself!

Heh, I've not seen that movie in a long time. Seems fitting though. hehehehehe.

Billyman
07-01-2002, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Cruise Director
I remember when we had one phone in the house and it was a rotary dial. We had no voice mail, caller-I.D., answering machines, call forwarding, three way calling, paging, messaging, party lines or any other crap like that.

I really kind of miss being able to be "unavailable."

I remember when we had a party line.

Some of you have no idea what I'm talking about.

SimpleSimon
07-02-2002, 03:28 AM
I had call waiting, call notes voice messaging, call forwarding, caller ID, call blocking, the whole suite of services. We set them up on the account when we moved in, because my wife wanted them.

10 days ago I cancelled all of them. I now have one line with long distance. No answering machine, no call notes, nothing but basic phone service.

Why you ask? Because I do not need the other services, and without them my basic service bill is less than half of what it was previously, which nicely covers the cost of cable DSL service.

No caller ID! I can hear the gasps of dismay. I have no problem hanging up if I do not want to talk to someone, and if I do not want to answer the phone, I don't. Let it ring, or switch off the bell. I frequently do both.

The phone is a tool, which exists in my home for my convenience. If it is inconvenient, I close the tool box.