Women, why why why?!

[Bumox]

Fellows why is it that women are always the ones who expects us to compromise first. I'll make a few examples:

you want to watch the game, she wants to watch the opera so you compromise and you watch the opera

you want to eat at a steak house, she wants to eat Chinese so you compromise and you eat Chinese.

you want some loving, she wants to sleep so you compromise and you wake up the next morning with a case of blue balls.

WHY WHY WHY.... We always have to be the one to submit. If a average man claims that he runs his house, unless he is a woman beating control freak, he is a mother fucking lie.

[This message has been edited by Bumox (edited 12-23-2000).]

[Zombie]

There is an art to compromise that you must first master in order to be able to negotiate successfully. For example, let's say she wants to watch opera. You immediately interject that there is a naked mud wrestling special that you REALLY want to watch. You can then compromise and watch the game instead. See how easy that was?

------------------
"Kill them. Kill them all." - Dustin Hoffman, "Hook"

[disturbed]

*gets out a pad and starts taking notes for future relationships*

------------------
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English."