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SisterTaffy
06-12-2002, 01:50 PM
Granted my attention span for forums is flighty to say the least but I always manage to return. This was/is still one of my favorites. But it seems like everyone has gone soft or simply gone. This place needs some drama, some controversy and I feel it is my Christian (Baptist) duty to proived that. So here goes:

1) All of you, each and every one, are the worst sort of sinners and deserve to burn in the hottest area of hell for all eternity.

2) Sex is to be a sacred thing saved for marriage between a man and a woman. God made Adam & Eve. Not Adam & Steve. (Oh, that was original)

3) RW get your ass back here I miss you!

4) The Backstreet Boys are the greatest!

5) Kill welfare and make people get their asses out and work like the rest of us if they want to eat.

OK, feel free to flame me; call me a bitch; or agree. JUST DO SOMETHING!

Geeze, it's good to be back! :D

Oh, and one more thing. I am still better than you and always have been.
Koliedrus
06-12-2002, 02:02 PM
Sister!

Goddammit, watch your fucking language! My kids come here, for chrissake!
Deadpool
06-12-2002, 09:31 PM
Yesterday I killed a bee. Am I going to hell?
Billyman
06-12-2002, 10:04 PM
*looks at floor and grins big*

Damnit Sis. Taffy, I love you for some reason. :D

Apparently you recieved my email, glad to see you again. :)
SisterTaffy
06-12-2002, 10:57 PM
Well, at least you all haven't died yet. There may be hope yet.

Oh, I've made an appearance here and there and popped into chat a few times but never seem to catch anyone doing anything sinful enough to comment on. Until now.

This place reeks of depravation. Aren't you glad I came to assist?
Billyman
06-12-2002, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by SisterTaffy
Aren't you glad I came to assist?

You bet your sweet little ass sister! :p
Mr. Snrub
06-12-2002, 11:49 PM
I think Squee has been eyeing his fellow seamen with lustful eyes, sister...
Uberwonder
06-13-2002, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by SisterTaffy
Granted my attention span for forums is flighty to say the least but I always manage to return. This was/is still one of my favorites. But it seems like everyone has gone soft or simply gone. This place needs some drama, some controversy and I feel it is my Christian (Baptist) duty to proived that. So here goes:

1) All of you, each and every one, are the worst sort of sinners and deserve to burn in the hottest area of hell for all eternity.
<font color = yellow>May we change your title to Sister Obvious? We all know we are beyond redemption and have accepted it. Look at it this way, there will be more room in Heaven for you thanks to our endeavors.</font>
2) Sex is to be a sacred thing saved for marriage between a man and a woman. God made Adam & Eve. Not Adam & Steve. (Oh, that was original)
<font color = yellow>My better half does yell "Sweet Jesus!!! Bring me home!!!" during the aforementioned activity. Does that count?</font>

3) RW get your ass back here I miss you!
<font color = yellow>Ermmmm.... no, heaven forbid that would happen</font>

4) The Backstreet Boys are the greatest!
<font color = yellow>You have made Baby Jesus cry with that statement.</font>

5) Kill welfare and make people get their asses out and work like the rest of us if they want to eat.
<font color = yellow>Work? </font>

OK, feel free to flame me; call me a bitch; or agree. JUST DO SOMETHING!
<font color = yellow>You are as beyond flaming as I am beyond redemption.</font>

Geeze, it's good to be back! :D

Oh, and one more thing. I am still better than you and always have been.
<font color = yellow>Amen</font>
gone away
06-13-2002, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by Koliedrus
Sister!

Goddammit, watch your fucking language! My kids come here, for chrissake!

hehe