NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Archive]

Sirus

03-27-2001, 08:03 PM

Who says you need fire and demons to be in hell?

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Dog Breath

03-27-2001, 08:04 PM

Damn Tourists!

Wow she is soopa fine!

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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King Bastard

03-27-2001, 08:32 PM

All he needs to do is knock her over the railing.... simple as that.

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Princess_Heather

03-27-2001, 09:46 PM

How does he even know she is there unless he looks or already has looked? I doubt his old woman told him that there's a fine ass naked chick next to her.

That picture is stupid and pointless for two reasons/scenarios:
1) He has already seen her and made a mental impression of her hotness to close his eyes and think about while he is boning the old bag.
2) He doesn't even know she is there and unless he looks he will never know and therefore won't know of the goodness he is missing out on. Because of that he will have no internal moral conflicts and not feel any frustration about the situation. He'll just continue to look at the ocean while pretending to ignore the babble spewing from the pain in the ass next to him.

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Princess_Heather

03-27-2001, 11:22 PM

I think he would have known. He would have been able to smell the sweet aroma of her pussy and if not that his penis would have picked up the invisible signals radiating from her knockers. But, its just a picture...

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MAC

03-28-2001, 04:00 AM

sniff
sniff
sniff

I think I can smell her pussy....
Or something...

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Raven

03-28-2001, 10:47 AM

Yum yum! I can just see myself nestling my cheek into that chicks tanned arse like it's a fluffy pillow.

King Bastard is right. That guy should knock his bitch over that railing.

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Koliedrus

03-28-2001, 12:26 PM

No no no! You have it all wrong!

The girl was hired by the old broad because her man can't get it up without some help (for good reason). Notice how she's jerking him off while he eats a Big Mac?

Apparently it isn't working as planned. The girl is bored and has to pee.

(edit: drool on the keyboard)

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King Bastard

03-28-2001, 03:43 PM

Ever hear of periphiel vision P_H? Ya know, the whole art of "look, but don't look"
More often than not a skill cultivated back in the Middle School days, whilst roaming the mall in hunt of a diversion for next Saturday night's kegger.

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Deadpool

03-28-2001, 09:11 PM

THE ANSWER IS : Hes is gay.

Mudflap

03-28-2001, 09:14 PM

You put that much thought into that simple picture Heather? I don't advocate violence against women, but I'd slap the fuck out of you if I ever met you.

Princess_Heather

03-28-2001, 11:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by King Bastard:
Ever hear of periphiel vision P_H? Ya know, the whole art of "look, but don't look"
More often than not a skill cultivated back in the Middle School days, whilst roaming the mall in hunt of a diversion for next Saturday night's kegger.

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The fat old woman is blocking his periphial vision.

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gone~away

03-30-2001, 09:50 AM

c'mon heather, dont you have better things to do http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

lol, tx rogue http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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MAC

03-30-2001, 12:17 PM

Maybe he should marry this ol'gal

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