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squee
03-22-2001, 09:27 PM
<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">A couple of weeks ago some female Sailors came up to our base to visit their boyfriend. They got trashed, got busted, and now they're standing tall before the Man. Guess whose name they dropped? Now I'm under suspicion in a Disciplinary Review Board for violations of Article 192 of the UCMJ (Failure to report consumption of alcohol by minors, contributing to delinquency of minors). Oh, and I have no rights to retain any kind of attorney (military or civilian).

After I got my ass chewed off by four Chiefs today, I went back and talked to one of them and he said, basically, that nobody in that room had not been in my situation less than three or four times, and that he respects what I did, but that I am gonna get fucked because I got caught not being a NARK. He seemed pretty sympathetic even though ten minutes before he was fucking me with a 40-grit sandpaper condom on.

So anyway ATM I am just pretty pissed off. Basically these bitches are selling me down the fucking river to save themselves, even though when more witnesses get brought in they're fucking sunk. So, dimwitted skanks that they are, they are probably going to take down everyone who saw them that night.

Worst that can happen to me is bread & water for a couple of weeks. I could lose my "A" school but my rating (CTR) is undermanned so they will TRY to honor my contract with the Navy. At this point I am so sick and tired of this training school bullshit that I would just rather get sent out to the Fleet, undesignated, to spend a couple of months chipping paint, swabbing decks, heaving around line, and fucking Turkish prostitutes, which you can get for an empty Zippo. No more of this "Muster three times a day, march everywhere, be responsible for yourself AND everyone else around you because if you're not then you're fucked when they're fucked."

Sorry, just had to vent a little. Maybe I should have joined the Marines or something.</FONT f>

MuffyTheVampyreLayer
03-22-2001, 09:32 PM
Jesus... what a bunch of anal retentive fuck heads... Oh well, martial law sucks.

squee
03-22-2001, 09:41 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
There's always a place for you in my paramilitary order, Squee. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/quote]

<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">What're the pay & benefits like? Hah no seriously, don't even joke like that. Look up the rating I'm striking for--CTR--and you will understand why. Fuck it, I'll just strike for Hospital Corpsman instead...</FONT f>

Buddha's Penis!
03-22-2001, 11:08 PM
co-operative threat reduction?
edit: no. cyptologic technician
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[This message has been edited by Buddha's Penis! (edited 03-22-2001).]

MAC
03-23-2001, 03:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by squee:
[FONT=Trebuchet MSor civilian).

Sorry, just had to vent a little. Maybe I should have joined the Marines or something.[/FONT][/quote]

Hoorah!
Semper Fi!
(I have a friend in the Corp)



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Sit down Redneck!

squee
03-29-2001, 04:54 PM
<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">A little update.

I am being sent to XOI and, probably, Captain's Mast. I will in all likelihood get 45 days' restriction and loss of a half-month's pay, times two (basically for two months they cut all my checks in half). I am not too bummed, but I am going to go talk to the CMC about it in a while. Out of spite for the Navy I'm running with the Marines in a race today...we're going to win and my name will be on the fucking trophy. It will be all Marine ranks and names and then "Seaman Apprentice Blah" on it. Hah, that'll show 'em.</FONT f>

Deadpool
03-29-2001, 10:20 PM
Thats right, Beat those squids!