To which god should we sarcrifice Tom Green.?

[MAC]

Okay Kiddos,
I'm standing outside MTV's studios here in New York. And I've just capture Tom green in a leg hold trap using a dog terd as bait.
I've built a pyre out of the bodies of VJ's past & present. And now I'm going to ram a 2x4 up his ass and raise him up to the center of the pyre for sacrifice.(after I fuck Drew Berrymore, of course)

To which god should we sacrifice this pathetic, moose humping, butt fetish, old lady molesting, talentless, piece of shit to?

P.S. I forsee a woodchipper accident in Andy Dicks future...

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[Dog Breath]

Would you really classify this as a sacrifice????

Aren't you supposed to give up something usefull? Maybe you should put a twinkie in his pocket so Satan won't be pissed off you sent him early.

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If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
Would you really classify this as a sacrifice????

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No, it's more like waste disposal really isn't it?

[MAC]

I'm all done with drew.
Have you decided on a god yet?

Oh shit kurt loders not dead yet!

Die Loder! Die! Die! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif

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[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:[/quote]
I'm all done with drew.
Already????

Have you decided on a god yet?
Satan

Oh shit kurt loders not dead yet!
Was he ever really alive?

Die Loder! Die! Die! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif


You are wasting perfectly good ass whooping on a dead horse. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif



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[Koliedrus]

Thanatos!!!

('nuther edit: I'm rereading some H.P. Lovecraft so the coincidence is uncanny. Thanatos is a lesser god of Greek mythology. The brother of Hypnos (Sleep) he represents Death. See the Larousse Encyclopedia of Mythology and no, I don't have a link.)

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[King Bastard]

GO PODS!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

*ahem* Sorry..... school spirit and all that rot.

Right, I say Crom, or maybe Loki? Yeah, Loki... He's the incarnation of the trickster, the fool. What better aspect of deity to launch Tom at?

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[MAC]

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention
I was beating Carson Daley to death with Tabitha Soren.

Oh God! It's N'sync!

No! No! Please don't satart that damned rythmic singing and dancing!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Hand grenade! I need a hand grenade.

http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif here's a pun for you:
I thought N'sync was gay but it turns out they were just Bye, Bye, Bye

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