Fun with Jeeves.

[King Bastard]

I've been wasting the resources of ask.com by asking some of the most inane shit I can think of. Stuff like....

Can vaginal labia be used to prevent typhoons?
Why do the French smell bad?
How many dead babies can fit into a 1975 dodge van?
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?( I was REALLY hoping it would say 42 )


If you get bored enuff to play along, share your questions here... or not...

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Borne of sin, C',mon in... Andre Linoge; Storm of the Century

[Buddha's Penis!]

i'm always bored enough.
what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
is god white?
can i make my penis bigger by having sex with vitamin-rich foods?
why did they let carrot top make a movie?

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you don't know anything until you know everything.

[Dog Breath]

My question:

Dear Jeeves.
What do you think of King Bastard?


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How do you like that KB? I don't think he likes you!

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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[Princess_Heather]

Q: What would happen if Rogue Warrior and I mated?

A: dragonfire

Dragons, warriors, wizards, and rogues, these are what comprise the fantasy artwork of John Chandler.


Q: " " Bumox?

A: Soul Mate Article:What really happens after you find your soulmate...


Q: " " Muffy?

A: Arthur's Birthday CD-ROM from cdromsoftware.net

Arthur's Birthday is a fun interactive story where Arthur's and Muffy's birthday falls on the same day.


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[This message has been edited by Princess_Heather (edited 03-27-2001).]

[King Bastard]

Sure, dont ask him how WE would be together.. I see how it is....


you broke my heart, now I'll have to break your face. Sorry, but them's the rules.

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Borne of sin, C',mon in... Andre Linoge; Storm of the Century

[MAC]

How come no one on this forum has noticed my new hair cut?

When will my dog come back from uncle fred's farm?

What does my grandfather do with racehorses that would upset the FBI?

If I fake my own death can I be tryed for murder?

What would diarhea do in a total vacume?

Who looks most like Roy Orbison: Me or Dog Breath?

I like this game. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif

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[abs0lutionCFH]

Is Jeeves Gay?

Ask him that and choose the first answer. the response IS _gay_.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by abs0lutionCFH:
Is Jeeves Gay?

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I don't know. Is Princess Heather? If not, why the fuck is she asking what would happen if we mated?

*shudders*

[Buddha's Penis!]

what would happen if Buddha's Penis! mated with himself?

as expected, it brought up the dalai lama. thank you for affirming my metaphysicality, jeeves.

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you don't know anything until you know everything.

[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:

What would diarhea do in a total vacume?
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OOOoooo! I think I know this one without looking!

Your intestines would be sucked out of your asshole (notice I didn't say "your anus") where they would either freeze and shatter or bake depending on exposure to solar radiation!

I'm afraid to ask what I've just won.

[MAC]

K-man you've won a free post on my topic of the day: To which god should we sacrifice Tom Green?

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[Koliedrus]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
K-man you've won a free post on my topic of the day: To which god should we sacrifice Tom Green?

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Holy shit! Baby needs a new pair of shoes...


Come on 7....