Why is the back of my pick-up NEVER empty?
Do I really need to take all that stuff with me?
Why do I have so many keys?
Is my wallet too big or is my pocket too small?
Why do I have a beer belly when I only drink Vodka?
What possible evolutionary twist saw fit to grow hair on my face. Why don't women have beards?
What are men's nipples for?
Why aren't ears shaped like megaphones?
If you take Geritol every day will you eventually become magnetic?
Aren't nuclear weapons the safest weapon?
No one has been killed by one.
If you are over 18 years old is it OK to ride a bicycle without wearing spandex?
Why do you always see "Mountain Bikes" on the pavement?
Why would someone buy a stereo from someone whom claims to be crazy on TV? Or wears a chicken suit?
Why isn't a high output V8 an option on a Honda Prelude?
Why even test the Mercedes and Lexus SUV's off-road?
Why does my wife call me from her cell phone when she is pulling into the driveway?
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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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