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MAC
03-26-2001, 05:45 PM
Okay forgive me if this is stupid:

You've heard the saying: Everything need to make a giant Oak is in a tiny acorn.

Well technically, everything need to make a giant oak is in your shit....if all you eat is acorns.

That's just my perspective.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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Dog Breath
03-26-2001, 06:17 PM
It think the quote is:
"From a tiny acorn springs a mighty oak"

It means big things can come from things you might find insignificant. Ideas can become reality etc...

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RODENT EXCRETIA.

Fuck you very much http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Koliedrus
03-26-2001, 06:48 PM
No wonder my toilet keeps getting clogged! Corn and peanuts must be growing wild in the sewer!

I have the Utility Board on the line...

Hold...

They tell me I need psychological assistance.

It was good for me http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

edit: can't laugh & type + phone

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abs0lutionCFH
03-27-2001, 05:03 AM
My mother used to tell me that if I ate the seed in a watermelon it would start growing in my tummy. She later admited her evil lie after she found me shitting in the garden because I wanted a watermelon plant. :'(

Mr_MoJo
03-27-2001, 05:08 AM
Since every one here seems to be adept on bowell issues, you may beable to help me on this, "when i crap, its stinks, why is that?"

MuffyTheVampyreLayer
03-27-2001, 05:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr_MoJo:
Since every one here seems to be adept on bowell issues, you may beable to help me on this, "when i crap, its stinks, why is that?"[/quote]
Wow, you have only posted 4 times and already I detest you. Congratulations, it's a new record.

King Bastard
03-27-2001, 02:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr_MoJo:
Since every one here seems to be adept on bowell issues, you may beable to help me on this, "when i crap, its stinks, why is that?"[/quote]


Question, do you move your bowels orally?


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Koliedrus
03-27-2001, 03:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by King Bastard:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Mr_MoJo:
Since every one here seems to be adept on bowell issues, you may beable to help me on this, "when i crap, its stinks, why is that?"[/quote]


Question, do you move your bowels orally?


[/quote]Pfft. Ignore KB's rib tickling, Mojo. He already knows the answers to most of his questions.

I, on the other hand, take questions such as yours quite seriously. My research indicates that you either have a problem digesting the foods you normally eat (lactose intolerance is a frequent cause), your pancreas is malfunctioning (seek medical attention immediately) or you're full of shit.

No matter the cause, help is available.

BTW, welcome to the Tribe http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif