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MAC
03-23-2001, 12:48 PM
5)To dangle in front of Bill Clinton like a rubber mouse in front of a cat.

4)Target Practice

3)Intellectual and spiritual leader for Kyrgyzstan (she'll be the talk of Biskek)

2)Locking in a room with RW, a jar of honey and a spoon

1)Sexual pin cushion

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Sit down Redneck!
WhiteDevil
03-23-2001, 12:52 PM
How about volunteer for biological warefare testing?

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Are you a rebel?
Have you ever danced with the devil?
MAC
03-23-2001, 06:23 PM
I also forgot to have long, meaningful talks with while on lithium.

and Acidic Buttplug Tester


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Sit down Redneck!
Bumox
03-24-2001, 11:32 AM
Yall forgot the most important.....

Love pillow for Tommy Wu.

(for those of you who remeber the late night infomercials in the 80's)

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Peace
MuffyTheVampyreLayer
03-24-2001, 01:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
2)Locking in a room with RW, a jar of honey and a spoon
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Over my dead body http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/mad.gif
MAC
03-26-2001, 05:55 PM
Muffy, dear. I'm sensing some jealousy here.

He might use honey & a spoon on britney but he's saving the peach preserves and gravy ladle for you.

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Dog Breath
03-26-2001, 06:04 PM
Crisco! It's no good without Crisco.

Britanny is the poster child for lithium treatments.

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
03-26-2001, 07:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
He might use honey & a spoon on britney but he's saving the peach preserves and gravy ladle for you.

[/quote]

*wonders exactly what Rogue plans on doing with the gravy ladle*

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Princess_Heather
03-26-2001, 09:46 PM
Fly Paper and/or Maggot/Tape-Worm Refuge. Vulture bait too.

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MAC
03-27-2001, 01:07 AM
don't hold back PH
tell us what you think.



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MuffyTheVampyreLayer
03-27-2001, 01:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
don't hold back PH
tell us what you think.
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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SACRED... DON'T GET HER STARTED!!!!!!!!!!
Princess_Heather
03-27-2001, 03:11 AM
She'd make a good wife/girlfriend to OJ Simpson too

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