THE FUCKTARD FAMILY REUNION.

[MAC]

Perhaps you've heard that RW and I are brothers.
Well we are fraternally but not maternally.

You see I was the abondoned love-child of Tipper Gore and Ice Cube.

RW was found floating in the pac west on a raft of frozen mammoth corpses.

We each wandered the U.S. lost and alone until one day we met in a titty bar in Longview, TX.

Each of us has a sister.
His is a busty red head.
Mine is a psyco dope head. (sorry sis, where ever you are)
He has spent hours arguing with my sister and I have spent hours wanting to leg wrestle his sister.

Don't ask about fathers....
Mothers isn't a good topic either....

But we have had some bad ass rotweillers and filas.

Since Its almost Easter I'll let you in on the Fucktard easter Ritual.
We travel to Seatle.
Dig up Kurt Kobain.
And try to kill Courtney Love with the corpse.
Biblically speaking, this is very symbolic.

Oh the fun the Fucktard family has.




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Sit down Redneck!

[MAC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Anyone want to go to Seattle?

[/quote]
I've got 12 cases of beer and a bag of pretzels.
The Hoopty is full of gas.




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Sit down Redneck!

[Deadpool]

Uuummm...like..is your sister like uuumm..hot? TEEHEHEHEHEEE

[FallenAngel]

<FONT COLOR="limegreen">
HEHEHE ... *jumps on the band wagon*
</FONT c>

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And one time at band camp...

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Each of us has a sister.
His is a busty red head.
[/quote]

I am not related to him! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"You can't post that on the internet! You don't know if it's true!" - Lisa

[MAC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Rabble Rouser:
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Each of us has a sister.
His is a busty red head.
[/quote]

I am not related to him! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[/quote]
Ladies and Gentlemen:

Lets hear it for busty redheads everywhere!




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Sit down Redneck!

[mute]

what's with the kurt kobain and courtney love?

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[Mudflap]

<FONT COLOR="Orange">Does anyone remember where they were and what they were doing when you learned that Kurt Cobain had taken his own life?


I don't.


I do remember my reaction, though. It was something along the lines of "heh."</FONT c>

[Deadpool]

*I have insomnia*

Anyways, I was in highschool at the time. I shrugged, my classmate in front of me kept saying " awwww...man, i cant believe this man...I cant believe this..." It goes on and on, you get the picture. Uuuummm.......soooo....what about those busty red-heads?

[MAC]

Kurt Kobain could have possibly had a spark of talent somewhere in there but the Heroine fucked it up. I gots No respect for the needle user.

I don't remember where I was but like Deadpool all I remember is other people acting upset that someone they didn't know, who wasn't a very good person had killed himself.
Man people have to get over this star-idolitry shit. Entertainers are entertainers.
Its and act. you don't know that person. You the name on the record or character in the movie. You are creating that person by inflecting yourown desires into them.
That is, unfortunately why there will always be a niche for shit like Marilyn Manson.

And, DP, I am totaly for busty red heads.
In fact I'd like to start the Foundation for the Ubiquity of Carrot-top Mammary Enjoyment (FUCME)


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Sit down Redneck!

[Mattdecay]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Each of us has a sister.
His is a busty red head.
[/quote]


<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">
(I am really tired)

The first time I read that, it read "He is a busty red head."

I thought, I saw a news report about how that can be reversed with a combination of plastic surgery techniques.

I thought, his name is Robert Paulson.

I thought of the words "Bro" and "Manzier."

I watch too much fucking television. I'd kill mine but then I wouldn't be able to play Conker's Bad Fur Day, or Shenmue, or Return Fire, or watch the Simpsons...

I'm going to bed now. You do the same.

p.s. Rabble Rouser-Show us your...<FONT size="4">new hair color!</FONT s>
</FONT f>
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TIME TO DRINK SOME MORE STOLICHNAYA!!!


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[MAC]

Bed?
Hell its time to get up and milk the chickens.
And (for all you Ren&Stimpy lovers) don't forget: Shave the yaks

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Sit down Redneck!

[Koliedrus]

I have a freezer full of foam and facial fur for favorable..........

(Hold... ah! pubic hair again http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/smile.gif Nature's floss)

John K. and his studio ROCKS! Their newer stuff can be found at icebox.com (not dialup friendly)

Hell yeah! Let's roadtrip to Seattle! We'll need to rent a bus and designate a driver. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I love hole. I had the privilege of feeling up Courtney Love http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif I still have her mascara stain on my t-shirt.

When I heard Kurt was dead, I was bummed that I wouldn't get any more new Nirvana stuff to listen too, but mostly I just thought it was a terrible tragedy, and I felt sorry for their daughter.

I can't remember what I was doing at the time...

I see you don't have RW's preference for small breasts MAC! Cool... nice to know us mammory endowed are not totally unappreciated.

Only in America could fucktard be used as a term of endearment...

[MAC]

RW and I are very much different on many levels.
For instance while I might wear a kilt with nothing under it I would never print "free tonsil inspection" on my dick.

He is my Cultural Guru.
I'm listening to his Social Distortion CD right now.



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Its Yak Shaving Day!
Its Yak Shaving Day!

[Cruise Director]

I had tickets to a Nirvana concert once. Gave them up because "they'd be back again." Little did I know that Cobain would die of a lead overdose about two months later. I enjoyed their music and LOVE Courtney Love in a "white-trash hooker" sort of way. I'm not in for the festivities.

I WILL, however, drive the car to that event if we can stop and totally destroy a Starbucks coffee. They are the root of all evil.

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"It's not my fault you're too stupid to flip hamburgers. Blame God for that !"

[estero]

<FONT COLOR="Pink">Can someone explain to me, why every female on the net is bisexual , except me?

Thank you in advance.</FONT c>

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Visit me here! (http://pub58.ezboard.com/bcatch2257643)

[MAC]

Hop in the hoopty, Kaye.
We'll explain on the way to Seattle and you can beat the hell out of Courtney Love while we send the space needle back into space.

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Its Yak Shaving Day!
Its Yak Shaving Day!

[Bishop]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
Hop in the hoopty, Kaye.
We'll explain on the way to Seattle and you can beat the hell out of Courtney Love while we send the space needle back into space.

[/quote]

Hey man, the space needle really is an alien space craft. That's how they covered up the Roswell... uhm... thingy. I'm bored. http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/frown.gif

[Mattdecay]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kaye:
<FONT COLOR="Pink">Can someone explain to me, why every female on the net is bisexual , except me?

Thank you in advance.</FONT c>

[/quote]

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">PLEASE make a thread out of this! Preferably in the colosseum...

p.s. Kaye is not a female. </FONT f>

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[estero]

<FONT COLOR="Pink">Eat a dick, Matt!</FONT c>

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Visit me here! (http://pub58.ezboard.com/bcatch2257643)

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I prefer to think of myself as multisexual thanks Kaye http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/tongue.gif

[skalie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
I'm listening to his Social Distortion CD right now.
[/quote]

Which one?

[Rabble Rouser]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Kaye:
<FONT COLOR="Pink">Can someone explain to me, why every female on the net is bisexual , except me?

Thank you in advance.</FONT c>

[/quote]

Hahahahaha...I never thought that, being straight, I'd actually be in the minority.



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"You can't post that on the internet! You don't know if it's true!" - Lisa

[MAC]

That's TWO
Count 'um TWO staight females in one forum.
I'm a little disappointed in the both of you.
As my sister (tableslayer) would say
"Men are Dogs"

Woof.

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To reassemble
Repeat steps in reverse order.

[Dog Breath]

<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by theMAC:
Lets hear it for busty redheads everywhere!
[/quote]

YEEEEAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! BABY!!!

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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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