fishing...

[mute]

...can relate to women.

My friend said this the other day while we were thinking of a spot to go fishing and it made me think,

"You gotta hunt the fish, cause the fish ain't gonna come to you."

We both caught a trout the same day :p Fishing rules

[skalie]

Fish come to me.

Piping hot and ready to eat.

[MAC]

Now, the trick to fishing is knowing where they are and what they want.
Course for all your knowledge and skill, there's a huge degree of luck to cathing the big one.

I have never even tryed to catch a woman.

I have always waited on them to fish for me.

But....

....do you really think that gals want to be caught?

I have a feeling they do, but I'm just not sure.

[Kayla]

I love fishing. Havent done any in quite a while though :(

[Princess_Heather]

Fish taste soooooo much better when you've caught them yourself...

[MAC]

Originally posted by Princess_Heather
Fish taste soooooo much better when you've caught them yourself...

[Sorry, I couldn't pass it up]

...just like women...

[/Sorry, I couldn't pass it up]

[Princess_Heather]

Originally posted by theMAC


[Sorry, I couldn't pass it up]

...just like women...

[/Sorry, I couldn't pass it up]


That was a sharp catch there, Vern...

[MAC]

"That was a sharp catch there, Vern..." - P_H

????
I've never known one to be sharp,
in the sense the taste of the fruit,
but more than one has been quick of wit
and scalding of dialogue.

Oddly enough the thought of a sharp cheddar stimulates me much the same as the flavour of a woman (being a rather tastless comment of itself, to bring woman and cheese together, but true none the less)

so pick them like a ripe tomatoe
and wash them like fresh lettuce
and enjoy an oral titalation you had to pursue
with aroma and texture
and a pallette for the discerning male

a dish best served hot

[Princess_Heather]

Sharp is a synonym for quick, smart, bright, etc.


e.g. Heather is the sharpest student at the University of Washington... well she tries to be, anyway.


Originally posted by theMAC
"That was a sharp catch there, Vern..." - P_H

????
I've never known one to be sharp,
in the sense the taste of the fruit,
but more than one has been quick of wit
and scalding of dialogue.

Oddly enough the thought of a sharp cheddar stimulates me much the same as the flavour of a woman (being a rather tastless comment of itself, to bring woman and cheese together, but true none the less)

so pick them like a ripe tomatoe
and wash them like fresh lettuce
and enjoy an oral titalation you had to pursue
with aroma and texture
and a pallette for the discerning male

a dish best served hot

[MAC]

umm....

did you know if you had a pole sticking up from each ear, I would have just scored a field goal?

ok, so puns aren't your forte
perhaps you are sharp in other areas...

You're just not too quick, smart, bright, when it comes to homonyms.

;)

[Princess_Heather]

Originally posted by theMAC
umm....

did you know if you had a pole sticking up from each ear, I would have just scored a field goal?

ok, so puns aren't your forte
perhaps you are sharp in other areas...

You're just not too quick, smart, bright, when it comes to homonyms.

;)


I was fully aware of the double meaning of my fish catching pun WHEN I MADE IT UP! That was the essence of my Vern response... commenting on your effort to point out the obvious... as if I did not know that what I said was punny... THAT WAS WHY I SAID IT...

[MAC]

*theMAC reviews*

hmmmm

you:
comment about fish tasting good in a thread ocmparing them to women

me:
comment about women tasting good (obviously sexual in nature)

you:
comment using the word sharp in reference to intelligence

me:
applys sharp to flavor bringing it back to taste of fish and women

you:
act like you don't get it and explain that sharp means intelligent

me:
tells you to quit being stupid

you:
say "I'm not stupid...neener"

me:
explains this to you and then leaves the thread

Mute:
Yes, women are like fish:
the longer you fuck with them
the more slime you get on you

[Princess_Heather]

I confess.

I didn't read your entire sharp post. I only read the first line and hit the quote button.

I still think you were dumb first for unnecessarily relating my fish comment back to women when it was a given.

We were both dumb.

Originally posted by theMAC
*theMAC reviews*

hmmmm

you:
comment about fish tasting good in a thread ocmparing them to women

me:
comment about women tasting good (obviously sexual in nature)

you:
comment using the word sharp in reference to intelligence

me:
applys sharp to flavor bringing it back to taste of fish and women

you:
act like you don't get it and explain that sharp means intelligent

me:
tells you to quit being stupid

you:
say "I'm not stupid...neener"

me:
explains this to you and then leaves the thread

Mute:
Yes, women are like fish:
the longer you fuck with them
the more slime you get on you

[MAC]

"I still think you were dumb first for unnecessarily relating my fish comment back to women when it was a given. " PH

"Sorry, I couldn't pass it up]

...just like women...

[/Sorry, I couldn't pass it up]" MAC

.....hence my ridiculous tags :p

ok, we'll be dumb together.... :D

[Princess_Heather]

Originally posted by theMAC
"I still think you were dumb first for unnecessarily relating my fish comment back to women when it was a given. " PH

"Sorry, I couldn't pass it up]

...just like women...

[/Sorry, I couldn't pass it up]" MAC

.....hence my ridiculous tags :p

ok, we'll be dumb together.... :D


Let's bump dummies!

[MAC]

hehehehe

The only thing I can picture here is a head butting contest.
(maybe I'm a prude)

*theMAC head butts Princess Heather*

Booyah!! ;)

[Princess_Heather]

Originally posted by theMAC
hehehehe

The only thing I can picture here is a head butting contest.
(maybe I'm a prude)

*theMAC head butts Princess Heather*

Booyah!! ;)

*Heather puts her head in theMAC's rectum*

[MAC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1

P_H, you have your moments.