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Mattdecay
03-23-2001, 06:31 AM
Sounds like laziness on the part of Kansans. (sp?)

How to I know if there's an undetectable object in my body helping to track me right now? I'm getting the scalpel.

Stop making me paranoid!

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WhiteDevil
03-23-2001, 12:14 PM
Paranoia is more than a feeling, it is a state of being. Be paranoid. It beats being dead........

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MAC
03-23-2001, 12:40 PM
Don't worry guys.
They just want us to be safe.
They don't want you shot so they outlaw guns.
They don't want you to drop those heavy bars of gold on your toe so they outlaw the ownership of gold.
They want to make sure you don't drive your new cadillac into the wrong neighbor hood so they track it with satellites.
And we pay for our security with taxes that we are continually told are going for education.
By the way I made a comment in another post about 17 years olds in brand new camaros.
The reason I hate that is the financing of a camaro is almost the same as the national average per student cost for public (see govt') education.
Nothing I'd like to tell my child more than the 12 years of public education you endured was woth 3 camaros. Here son take the last 2 years off.

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Sit down Redneck!

WhiteDevil
03-23-2001, 12:49 PM
But don't you see? You live in the world's most powerful nation. So they can afford to send up satellites, they know how. Here in Australia we pay taxes just the same, yet our government can't afford its own satellites, so they just hire policemen to take you into jail and phonebook you (if you don't know what that is, you won't have to worry). So much simpler. Rather than track a person, just make sure they can't move much for a couple of weeks. Oh, and if they won't do that, they will just charge you for crimes you didn't committ. I love that part when it happens to me. Don't you love working hard so your hard earned money can go to corrupt political scum who use it to fund their retirement packages and cars and phonecards and jets?????? I sure do.

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Are you a rebel?
Have you ever danced with the devil?