Topics to Avoid in Bed

[Mudflap]

(from a guy's perspective)

[list=1] other women your love of porn admitting that you don't understand her, or any woman's body how long it has been since you've had sex using vulgar words (unless she starts) telling her when you are about to have an orgasm insulting her body the future status of your relationship with her topics not related to sex, like sports or work[/list=1]

Any others that I missed?

[Mr. Snrub]

Why can't you tell her when you're about to orgasm?

I would also add
10. Her feelings

[Mudflap]

Originally posted by Mr. Snrub
Why can't you tell her when you're about to orgasm?



It gives them time to close their mouth and shut their eyes.

[MAC]

Um....

as the loving father of a beautiful child (who's about to move far away from him and break his heart) I encourage all you men to
:(

as for the whole mouth/face thing....as appealing as it seems to do that, and considering the offers

I never did/would.

I sorta attach respect to my sexual habits and that seems very disrespectful.

Maybe I have issues

:(

[PB]

I think it's safe to say it's not wise to ask, " How many times have you done this again?" and then follow it up by some sly remark like youcan't remember the number of women you have been with. lol.


I would be a little pissed if some man said something like that to me.

Don't discuss politics

NO FARTING!

ex-girlfriends/ex-wives and the things they did to you.

Never tell the story about "your best blow job"

I see nothing wrong with discussing porn, but that's just me.

weapons or murder, especially if it's your first time with the person.

I think just about all of these are ok after being together for a while, but I wouldn't suggest it right at first. lol

PB

[Pianomahnn]

I'd like to say that Dana is cool. :)

Nothing is taboo with our pillow talk. :joy!:

[Vorpal Bunny]

The price.

[TotalAnarchy]

Dont talk about how fucking hot her sister was, or how good she was in bed.

[Billyman]

Originally posted by Vorpal Bunny
The price.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!:D

[mute]

*shrugs*

[Asmodeus]

Originally posted by Psychotic _ Bitch
I think it's safe to say it's not wise to ask, " How many times have you done this again?" and then follow it up by some sly remark like youcan't remember the number of women you have been with. lol. PB

Hey now!!! Was that aimed at me? :D

Seriously though, what if she asks? Do you lie about it? I abhor lying. I always have. And to start it off with lying about that(which some people think is so pertinant) seems to me a bad thing.

[estero]

Gary and I play bed games... NO NOT THE KIND YOu"RE THINKING OF.

I have this game where I make him close his eyes and take his finger and touch a part of my body and he had to guess where he touched. ITs a non sexual game even though it may sound like it is.

What else do we play.......I made one up the other night but I forget it already....

Oh well, if I remember ill let you know.

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by Vorpal Bunny
The price.

Money. Period! Periods, too!

Previous relationships (either partner's)

Dimples that aren't on the face.

Hair that isn't pubic (toes excluded)
"I love your hair" : She'll cut it.
"I love your hair" : He'll lose it.

[AcidzCraze]

I've come to realize that the question "how many people have you been with" is pointless. I make a point not to ever ask, and if someone asks, I tell them that it doesn't matter, but will tell them anyway. I don't want to know thier answer though. It won't make me feel better because I'll be wondering how I compare to each of them. It opens the door for insecurity, and when your in bed.. insecurity is one of the least sexy things.

Things to never mention...

Those damn lines- Don't tell me you can fall in love with me. Don't tell me I'm perfect. Don't tell me I'm beautiful JUST in the bedroom. If you mean these things.. tell me when your penis isn't begging for a release. Otherwise it's empty compliments that you think my girl-ears need to hear in order to give it up.

Your ex's or another girl- That leads anyone to wonder if your thinking about them, or your ex.

Time- If your concerned about the time, then you aren't very concerned about the moment.

Love (if its your first time to say it)- I don't want you to love me because your getting head.. or because we are having a 'moment'. The love I want reaches outside the bedroom, so your first time saying it better be along those lines.

And finally...

Threesomes- Because, I. Do. Not. Share.

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by AcidzCraze
...empty compliments that you think my girl-ears need to hear in order to give it up. .


What were those again?

Not that I need them! Just, you know, helping to educate the masses and stuff ;)

[rage]

lol..if you need those kol..well...you're in trouble ;)

how about...

"I can't remember exactly what the doctor said I had..I gave up after memorizing the first 5..." even if you are joking! :p

(note, I do not have, nor do I plan on getting any diseases - I am still a virgin, and still clean thankyouverymuch)


<font size=-4>p.s. - I know the above joke was sick, wrong and perverted...you will have to excuse me..I expected you people to like it!</font>

[PB]

Originally posted by Asmodeus


Hey now!!! Was that aimed at me? :D

Seriously though, what if she asks? Do you lie about it? I abhor lying. I always have. And to start it off with lying about that(which some people think is so pertinant) seems to me a bad thing.

Well Considering the fact you have never been to bed with me, I guess it is obviously not aimed at you. :) wasn't aimed at anyone in particular actually.. But I know people that has happened to, and I just think it is a bad thing to say when you are in bed with someone.

PB

[Pianomahnn]

I sometimes speak of my daily bowel movements.

[Minimaul]

My ex would always come over at like 3 am. All drunk. And crawl into bed with me. And proceed to say "I'm sooo drunk" over and over. That really pisses me off. Infact , whenever someone (mostly girls do this) say "Im sooo drunk" over and over. In some way to make people think they are cool , or whatever , it just really pisses me off. Stupid highschool girls. :|

[squee]

Mini...
What the hell are those fuzzy kittin killing things? WHAT ARE THEY?

Oh yeah...the topic.

I've always foudn that apologizing for your poor performance or critiquing theirs during the act is badmmkay.

[Escape Artist]

Fuzzy kitten killer = Domo-kun.