THT Frontporch

[MAC]

*the screen door to THT opens and theMAC steps out onto the frontporch with a cigar and a beer. The west is glowing orange and pink as the the long busy week ends with a show a color. The east slips in gray-blue hues that couple with the soft glow of the porch light to give everything a friendly appearance. The early spring air has just a hint of chill in it and there is noise of much activity all throughout the house. A feeling of calmness and maybe even relief wash over theMAC as he sits down to drink his beer*

Hmmm..
I reckon I'll sit right here for a while and see who's comin and going tonight.

[TotalAnarchy]

I dont have a porch, but I do have a veranda. I think I will sit up here, put my feet up, and lay back.

[Torque]

Torque walks up the steps to the porch, nods to theMAC, and takes up a chair on the other side. Feet up on the railing, arms hanging. Way to end the day.

[FunkaY]

Is this porch going to be big enough for all of us?? We need a hugeass party next time :D

*grabs a cold beer and sits on the swinging chair thingy and waits for someone to join her*

[morgana]

<font color="lime">*morgana pulls up in her piece 'o shit, and parallel parks in front of theMAC's house. she steps out and pauses to take in the view. the porch light illuminates a group of friendly faces awaiting her arrival. she pops the lid of the trunk, and from the porch, a wave of gasps and applause greets her forward thinking: three kegs line the trunk, glistening with condensation. she puts her hands on her hips as if to say "well?", and four people leap to their feet and come trotting off of the porch. while the manly men grapple and grunt over the heavy load, she takes the chance to steal a brown paper bag out of the back seat and settle into the most comfortable chair on the porch. she kicks her shoes off, breathes in the cool, clear air, and waits for a foamy cup to be delivered to her.*</font>

[Deadpool]

Deadpool drives a his van in front of the house. Swiftly he opens up the side door and pulls out a rather large heavy machine gun and sprays 200 rounds into the porch.

[FunkaY]

DEADPOOL THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! :mad:

You just killed theMAC, TA, Morgana, Torque and moi! Before we even started on the 3 kegs..you evil, evil FIEND!

Revenge from the dead will be necessary.

[Torque]

Errr. No. Actually he did not. Keep in mind that DP is canadian, therefore, we were just shot with those little foam discs. We may now resume relaxing on the porch as the builder of the porch intended.

[AcidzCraze]

Pulls up in her bright red rental car that screams "PULL ME OVER"!

Gets out and makes her way to the porch with a 12-pack of Shiner Bock.

Ahh.. Good to be here. Beer anyone?

[mute]

*passes by and eggs the house*

oldman T is sucker for corn!

*high tails 'er outta there*

[Princess_Heather]

Princess_Heather flashes her tits from her balcony.

Joe can be heard in the background: "What the Hell are you up to now? Get yer ass back inside, girl, before you embarass me!"

[skalie]

Someone mention beer?

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

/Muffy coughs and sputters from the bedroom. Hey Morgana, think you can set me up a drip feed line for that beer? :)

Deadpool, can you make me some more chicken soup?

[TotalAnarchy]

Oh, and that white powder, its a powdered form of bleach. I'm hanging my laundry off the banister. Not cocaine at all .... ;)

[Mudflap]

It's scary how similar Deadpool and I think.

[Deadpool]

Originally posted by Mudflap
It's scary how similar Deadpool and I think.

....get away from me

[euphorbia]

*passes out moon pies*

[Koliedrus]

Originally posted by euphorbia
*passes out moon pies*

Hey now, if you're passing out Moon Pies you should at LEAST hand out RC's to wash 'em down.

[Princess_Heather]

I've never had a moon pie before...

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I don't even know what moon pie is, or RC's for that matter.

Fuck I'm a hick. :(

[Princess_Heather]

I think it just might be the other way around...

Originally posted by MuffyTheVampyreLayer
I don't even know what moon pie is, or RC's for that matter.

Fuck I'm a hick. :(

[FunkaY]

Yeah what the hell is a moon pie? Sounds tasty :D

I'm guessing RC is cola? We have that over here.

[Mudflap]

Every consumer good known to man has a web site. (http://www.moonpie.com/)

[FunkaY]

mmm they are more like biscuits rather than pies..meh. I think the closest equivalent we have to that is the Wagon Wheel..it has the marshmallowy stuff and chocolate..but it has a bit of jam (jello) in it too. They are YUMMMMO :D Not too sure what to think of those pies though..banana flavoured sounds a bit sickly.

[Princess_Heather]

*blech*

[SimpleSimon]

A little gold corolla slides into the yard, parks besides MAC's pussycatcher - er, lux van, and out pops SLH and SSimon.

"Hey MAC, can I borrow the Enfield? There's a damned coyote down by the creek just laughed at me as I drove by!"