Aliens!

[Billyman]

If aliens where to land in your yard or in your street today, approached you and said:

"Take me to your leader"

Who would you take them too?

[Princess_Heather]

I would take them to Michael Jackson so they would go back home...

[SimpleSimon]

I would advise them that we do not have any leaders, only sheep, wolves, and tigers in human form. That they were fortunate in encountering one of the miniscule number of tigers (solitary hunters), who did not consider them appetizing, and would be well advised to get gone and stay gone before one of the sheeple alerted the wolves.

If that did not do the trick, I would be required to act according to my nature, in order to prevent the wolves from gaining access to their technology.

[Mr. Snrub]

If they were Mars Attacks style aliens, I sure as hell would direct them to George Bush

A spot of flesh-melting ray gun my do him some good (although I am suspicious that it just might reveal he really is just a retooled robotic hillbilly bear)

[Asmodeus]

I would tell them they have just met Him. :D

[TotalAnarchy]

I would take them to see my 9 year old brother. Because I think he is the closest thing that the world has. ;)

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

I would tell them that I was my own leader, and now their new leader, and if they had a problem with that I would sell them to the govt for millions of dollars. They could spend the rest of their lives teaching me how to defy gravity, and doing my housework.