thought I would throw something out there for public humiliation

[Asmodeus]

Here is a little ditty I learned at renfair: which is rather fun to walk around and sing along to, after about five bottles of mead.

Do your balls hang low?
Or do you even know?
Can you throw them over your shoulder?
Can you tie them in a bow?
When you go out in public,
Do they make quite a show?
Do your balls hang low?

Do you remember the time,
Walking with your dad,
When you asked, What's that,
Dragging in the sand?
He said, "That's what you get when you become a man.
Your balls hang low."

When you take a crap,
Do they sit in your lap?
Or do they kind of wander,
Inside of the bowl?
Do you get scared when you flush the kamode?
Do your balls hang low?

Don't you hate it
When you wake in your bed
And have the damn things
Wrapped around your head?
Then have them dragging across the floor
Then the cat comes through the door...

The lyrics keep going. Basically the lyrics are what you can make up as you are going along. A rather pleasant way to spend an evening with complete strangers and bodice laden serving wenches.

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Good shot...shoot him again.

[MuffyTheVampyreLayer]

How about this one -

To the tune of 'six months in a leaky boat'

When I was a junkie
I wanted to trip round the world
That's the life for me
A trip on LSD
I love marijuana
Cabbage, head and sticky buds
All I see is fuzz
such a groovy buzz
I remember you by
that glazed look in your ey
brain cells burst, and explode
when I snort grams of coke

Chorus:

I just spent 6 monts in a half way house,
now I twitch like a mouse
Drugs, drugs, drug, drugs, drugs, drugs, drug, drugs, drugs, drugs, drug, drugs, drugs.

And when I was a druggie
I used to pass out on the floor,
living like a bum
Hell, I looked like scum
I also did narcotics
I almost drowned in alcohol
I had a lot of crack
tons of speed and smack
With my eye, I still spy
Magic mushrooms, in the sky
Let the world, not judge me
I was a sixties baby


Chorus.

Shoot me. Shoot me now.



[This message has been edited by MuffyTheVampyreLayer (edited 01-04-2001).]

[Asmodeus]

Sure you will. Well, maybe not. Just stand real close to me and you should at least get a buzz from my breath. And freaks don't just come out at night, thank you very much. We just come out at night more often is all. You do know the reason we do that, don't you? It is because of all of the sweet, innocent little Southern Baptists that are afraid of the dark. We have to live up to our stigma somehow. That and we all have a rather lucrative arrangement with the nite-lite manufacturers. We don't just do things for fun you know. Wait, stratch that, we do things for fun, but we just don't advertise those.

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Good shot...shoot him again.

[Asmodeus]

Well, it all depends on what kind of throne the Goddess is sitting upon. I have to admit that I am picky little pagan in case you didn't know.

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Good shot...shoot him again.