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melon
03-13-2001, 05:52 PM
when you are in a submarine on the buttom of the ocean and all of a sudden theres a hole in the sub... and it implodes and you die, its weird.
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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
may the posh be with you.
Dog Breath
03-13-2001, 07:02 PM
Submarines don't have carpets, so no vacuums.
If you sneeze in a submarine do the whole crew's ears pop?
If beans are served in the galley do they have to gradually take on more ballast to maintain depth?
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Woof.
If it's so sick, why are you laughing?
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squee
03-13-2001, 07:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
If beans are served in the galley do they have to gradually take on more ballast to maintain depth?[/quote]
<FONT face="Trebuchet MS">When someone beefs on a sub, everyone will find out about it...eventually...</FONT f>
melon
03-13-2001, 08:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
Does this happen to you often?
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jebus, almost every day. thats life.
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ALL HAIL FISHLEADER!
may the posh be with you.
Mudflap
03-13-2001, 09:31 PM
<FONT COLOR="Orange">With all of our advanced technology, why must we depend on a freaking periscope to determine if the coast is clear before a submarine can resurface? Is visual conformation the only way to know if a Japanese fishing boat is directly above?</FONT c>
Koliedrus
03-14-2001, 07:40 AM
BZZZZZZZZZZ
I can sum that up in two words.
Incompetent joyride.
Where do I collect my prize?
Deadpool
03-14-2001, 11:37 AM
What In gods name are you people talking about?
postmodgirl
03-16-2001, 04:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
BZZZZZZZZZZ
I can sum that up in two words.
Incompetent joyride.
Where do I collect my prize?[/quote]
I have no idea what you are talking about...
but it sounds like fun http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
how can I get in on that?
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VenoM
03-16-2001, 06:04 AM
um, ok?!?
VenoM slowly walks away from this one =x
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Koliedrus
03-16-2001, 11:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Deadpool:
What In gods name are you people talking about?[/quote]
Well, let's see here...
melon made a statement about the difference in pressure between the interior and exterior of a submarine at a substantial depth by likening it to a contained vacuum. Breaching the containment of one will have similar results as the other. Rogue then asked if this type of event is common in melon's daily experience, thereby potentially gaining some background information on melon's interests and/or profession. melon answered in the affirmative thereby giving possible indications of affiliation with physics research or governmental Black Projects.
Dog Breath replied with a statement and questions that caused this author to change shorts. In response to his contribution:
1. Ha
2. No
3. No
(details available by request)
squee then made a comment concerning DB's third statement (second question, aka DBp1#3) which erroneously assumes that a submarine's air-plant cannot handle filtration of trace gases. Ha nonetheless.
Mudflap then stated his surprise at a submarine's inability to locate a surface vessel (see current events) to which this author submitted a short opinion on the matter.
Hey wait! I just realize that you can read all this for yourselves! My bad. I sometimes take things to literally. I'm slow like that.
Escape Artist
03-16-2001, 11:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Originally posted by Koliedrus:
BZZZZZZZZZZ
I can sum that up in two words.
Incompetent joyride.
Where do I collect my prize?[/quote]
I'm the one taking the incompetent joyrides. Your prize is as follows: I strap you to the hood of the car and see how fast I can go down the 2 mile stretch known as Miller Ave while weaving, slamming the brakes unexpectedly and flooring it at stoplights. Grab the rope and let's go! http://www.thehypertribe.net/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Koliedrus
03-16-2001, 12:13 PM
Can I wear a helmet?
There's one safety harness I'd like to add; a length of string tied from my wrist to your nuts.
I know how you think, though. You'd just roll up the window and cut the fucker.
Ok! Sounds good to me! If I live you have to change my shorts.
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